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Bozeman Companies that have recived PPP Loans >150k (59715 & 59718)

2020.07.16 22:36 burritogordito1275 Bozeman Companies that have recived PPP Loans >150k (59715 & 59718)

From NBCs PPP Loan Map:
MARTEL CONSTRUCTION INC $2m-$5m
RESSLER MOTOR COMPANY $2m-$5m

BRIDGER ORTHOPEDIC AND SPORTS MEDICINE, PC $500k-$1m
COMMUNITY FOOD CO-OP INC $500k-$1m
FOUNDANT TECHNOLGIES, INC $500k-$1m
LEHRKIND'S INC $500k-$1m
LEVERICH PARTNERS, INC $500k-$1m
SAPPHIRE RESTAURANTS, INC $500k-$1m
WILLIAMS PLUMBING, HEATING & UTILITIES, INC. $500k-$1m

APCH INC. $350k-$500k
BLUEBIRD PROPERTY RENTALS, LLC $350k-$500k
BOBCAT AUTO INVESTMENTS LLC $350k-$500k
BOZEMAN LODGING INVESTORS LLC $350k-$500k
BRIDGER BREWING COMPANY $350k-$500k
BUFFALO RESTORATION, INC. $350k-$500k
CARDINAL DISTRIBUTING COMPANY, LLC $350k-$500k
COMFORT SYSTEMS OF MT $350k-$500k
COMMONFONT LLC $350k-$500k
CUSTOM II MANUFACTURING INC $350k-$500k
GALLATIN IMPORT GROUP, LLC $350k-$500k
GALLATIN MOTOR COMPANY, LLC $350k-$500k
HARVEY'S PLUMBING & HEATING, INC. $350k-$500k
HIGHGATE BOZEMAN LP $350k-$500k
HIGHLINE ADVENTURE LLC $350k-$500k
J&H OFFICE EQUIPMENT INC. $350k-$500k
K.C HARVEY ENVIRONMENTAL LLC $350k-$500k
KELSHIR KING INC $350k-$500k
LATTICE MATERIALS, LLC $350k-$500k
MAW-BOZEMAN LLC $350k-$500k
MERCANTILE INVESTORS, LLC $350k-$500k
MONTANA INSTRUMENTS CORPORATION $350k-$500k
N W CONSTRUCTION, INC. $350k-$500k
NORTH FORK BUILDERS OF MONTANA, INC $350k-$500k
OBOZ FOOTWEAR LLC $350k-$500k
PARADIGM CONTRACTORS, LLC $350k-$500k
PEARSON DESIGN GROUP, INC $350k-$500k
PROFITABLE IDEAS, INC. $350k-$500k
QUIQ INC $350k-$500k
R. DAVIDSON MASONRY, INC. $350k-$500k
REACH INC $350k-$500k
RELIABLE ENTERPRISES INC $350k-$500k
SCHLAUCH-BOTTCHER CONSTRUCTION, INC $350k-$500k
STORY DISTRIBUTING INC $350k-$500k
VALLEY GLASS AND WINDOWS, INC. $350k-$500k
WEST PAW DESIGN $350k-$500k

3D'S, INC $150k-$350k
ABSAROKA EMERGENCY PHYSICIANS, P.C $150k-$350k
ADMINISTRATE INC $150k-$350k
ADVANCED EYECARE, LLC $150k-$350k
ADVANCED EYECARE, LLC $150k-$350k
ALBORN, UITHOVEN, RIEKENBERG, P.C. $150k-$350k
ALCOHOL AND DRUG SERVICES OF GALLATIN COUNTY $150k-$350k
ALL WEST VETERINARY HOSPITAL, INC $150k-$350k
ANDERSON PRECAST AND SUPPLY, INC. $150k-$350k
ANDY & LEE ENTERPRISE, LLC $150k-$350k
ANDY & LEE ENTERPRISE, LLC $150k-$350k
AQUIONIX, INC $150k-$350k
BD BEND DEVELOPMENT GROUP, LLC $150k-$350k
BEARKAT PARTNERS $150k-$350k
BEST PRACTICE MEDICINE, LLC $150k-$350k
BIG SKY RV INC. $150k-$350k
BITTERROOT CAPITAL ADVISORS, LLC $150k-$350k
BLANCHFORD LANDSCAPE CONTRACTORS INC $150k-$350k
BOLTON CUSTOM HOMES, INC. $150k-$350k
BOZEMAN CLINIC, P.L.L.P $150k-$350k
BOZEMAN CONSTRUCTION COMPANY $150k-$350k
BOZEMAN CREEK FAMILY HEALTH $150k-$350k
BOZEMAN DENTAL ASSOCIATES, INC $150k-$350k
BOZEMAN INVESTORS OF DULUTH, LLLP $150k-$350k
BOZEMAN TREE SERVICE INC $150k-$350k
BRENDA'S CLEANING, INC. $150k-$350k
BRIDGER TRANSPORTATION, LLC $150k-$350k
BRONKEN GOOD TIME COMPANY $150k-$350k
CHARLES FISHER COURT REPORTING, INC $150k-$350k
CONSTRUCTIVE SOLUTIONS INC $150k-$350k
COTTONWOOD CASE MANAGEMENT INC. $150k-$350k
COTTONWOOD CASE MANAGEMENT INC. $150k-$350k
EAGLE MOUNT - BOZEMAN $150k-$350k
EDWARD WINGFIELD, LLC $150k-$350k
ELEMENT LAW GROUP, PLLC $150k-$350k
FAURE HALVORSEN ARCHITECTS PC $150k-$350k
FLAT EARTH, INC. $150k-$350k
GALLATIN VALLEY FURNITURE COMPANY $150k-$350k
GALLATIN VALLEY LAND TRUST $150k-$350k
GALLATIN VALLEY YOUNG MENS CHRISTIAN A $150k-$350k
GOETZ, BALDWIN & GEDDES P.C. $150k-$350k
GREAT NORTHWEST CONSTRUCTION INC $150k-$350k
GREATER ROCKY MOUNTAIN STONE, LLC $150k-$350k
GREENSPACE LANDSCAPING, INC $150k-$350k
HARBOUR HARDWOOD FLOORS, INC. $150k-$350k
HEART OF THE VALLEY, INC. $150k-$350k
HELP CENTER, INC. $150k-$350k
HOUSER'S WATER TREATMENT, INC $150k-$350k
HUGHES MASONRLY INC. $150k-$350k
J&V RESTAURANT SUPPLY & REFRIG $150k-$350k
JNJ INC. $150k-$350k
JNJ INC. $150k-$350k
KASTING, KAUFFMAN, & MERSEN, PC $150k-$350k
KISMET BZN2 LLC DBA BRIDGER CARE CENTER $150k-$350k
KORNER KLUB INC. $150k-$350k
L.T.E.C., LLC $150k-$350k
LAKE GLASS INC. $150k-$350k
MATZINGER ELECTRIC INC. $150k-$350k
MIDDLE CREEK ACADEMY INC $150k-$350k
MONTANA SKIN CANCER AND DERMATOLOGY CENTER, PC $150k-$350k
MONTANA TILE & STONE DESIGNERS, LLC $150k-$350k
MONTANA VETERINARY SURGICAL SERVICE P.C. $150k-$350k
MOUNTAIN HIGH WOODWORKS, INC. $150k-$350k
MOUNTAIN SHEET METAL INC $150k-$350k
MOUNTAINS WALKING BREWERY, INC. $150k-$350k
NORTH OF YOU $150k-$350k
NOW IT MATTERS, LLC $150k-$350k
OAKSTREET PARTNERSHIP $150k-$350k
OPEN RANGE FOODS INC $150k-$350k
PEAK PAINTING, LLC $150k-$350k
POISON CREEK, INC. $150k-$350k
PROJECT WET FOUNDATION $150k-$350k
R & R TAYLOR CONSTRUCTION, INC. $150k-$350k
RESONON, INC $150k-$350k
RIDGELINE MECHANICAL SALES $150k-$350k
RIDGELINE MECHANICAL SALES $150k-$350k
ROCKY MOUNTAIN CONCRETE, INC. $150k-$350k
SIEVERT CONSTRUCTION, INC $150k-$350k
SMART HOME SYSTEMS $150k-$350k
SPIRE CLIMBING CENTER, LLC $150k-$350k
TARLOW STONECIPHER WEAMER & KELLEY, PLLC $150k-$350k
THE BOZEMAN RIALTO LLC $150k-$350k
THE COMMIT FOUNDATION $150k-$350k
THE LIVERY STABLE & OLD SALOON, INC. $150k-$350k
TRD INC $150k-$350k
VALLEY VIEW GOLF COURSE $150k-$350k
WASABI BOZEMAN INC $150k-$350k
WINGS OF BOZEMAN LLC $150k-$350k
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https://investorscout.co/investors/alina-libova
https://investorscout.co/investors/ben-capell
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https://investorscout.co/investors/samuel-bjork
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2020.03.24 16:05 Texas1971 Carollaisms

Haven’t updated in awhile, but here’s some “light reading” for everyone while we’re locked in. These just crack me up. Enjoy, stay safe and wash up. 🧼 GETITON

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2019.08.10 05:30 InquireRenin Bullet Point Notes: Players I Really Like This Year and Why

Hey guys -
I've spent the last few days preparing for my upcoming Fantasy Football drafts. Due to an unusually clear schedule, I've poured in the better part of ten hours researching, note-taking, and consolidating sources from around the web. From PFF to FantasyPros, I've formed bullish opinions about the players which follow. I've included (in bullet-point format) why I have such a high opinion of the player, and why you should too. Rankings are for standard.
Obviously I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to speak as one. But I hope the following consolidated notes spurs some further research on your end!
Studs & WR1/RB1s
Alvin Kamara - my RB1, drafted as RB3
Davante Adams - WR1, WR2
Dalvin Cook - RB8, RB11
Mike Evans - WR6, WR9
RB2 and WR2s, 3rd-5th round picks
Chris Godwin - WR16, WR21
Tyler Lockett - WR16, WR22
Kenyan Drake - RB21, RB26
Mid-Round RB Targets
Lamar Miller - RB23, RB30
Latavius Murray - RB28, RB37
Rashaad Penny - RB29, RB32
Mid-Round WTE Targets
Hunter Henry - TE4, TE6
Dante Pettis - WR27, WR32
Marvin Jones - WR30, WR36
Curtis Samuel - WR38, WR44
Late Round (Possible) League Winners
Anthony Miller
Carlos Hyde
Kalen Ballage
Dallas Goedert
Andy Isabella
TL;DR
Hope y'all enjoyed! If you're excited about any players that I don't have on here, or if you feel particularly negatively about some of these guys, let me know!
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2018.08.02 00:47 Texas1971 Carollaisms (August)

Carollaisms (August)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.05.16 16:57 eventbot What's happening around town (Wed, May 16th - Tue, May 22nd)

Oklahoma City's event list.

Wednesday, May 16th

  • Bi-Weekly Meetup (51st st. Speakeasy - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 5:00pm
  • 🎓 Chamber Forum (Vast - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 11:30am Corporate Sponsor Corporate Sponsor Chamber Forum Date: 05/16/2018 Time: 11:30 am - 1:00 pm Location: Vast 333 W. Sheridan Ave. Oklahoma City, OK 73102-5010 Map to Event Add to My Calendar Hear what's new and what's on the horizon for Oklahoma City's visitor environment. Oklahoma City is a city on the rise, and we want you to stay informed about…
  • 🍴 Dunkin' Donuts Fundraiser Benefiting March of Dimes (Dunkin' Donuts - Oklahoma City) Thru Fri, May 18th All through May, 10-cents from every dozen donuts sold at participating Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in Oklahoma City will be donated to March of Dimes. The funds raised will directly support March of Dimes’ mission to end prematurity, adopted to address the growing crisis of premature birth in the US and help families have full-term, healthy…
  • Early Season Pass Processing (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) Thru Fri, May 18th Start Time: 9:00am Skip the processing lines and have your Season Pass card made before your first visit to the park! Our office is open 9:00a-5:00p, Monday-Friday.
  • 🎓 International School of Hydrocarbon Management (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2
  • Live Music- Andy Adams (Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:00pm
  • 😂 Mike Baldwin (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Thru Sat, May 19th
  • 🎓 Morning Mingle (Mitch Park - Edmond) Start Time: 8:00am Presented by: Cox Business At Gold Host Sponsor: Mitch Park YMCA 2901 Marilyn Williams Dr. Date: Wednesday, May 16, 2018 Time: 8:00 a.m. - 9:30 a.m. No RSVP Required; Cost: Free Member Rewards drawing will be held at this event.
  • The Nightowls (Powerhouse - Oklahoma City)
  • Radney Foster - Wednesday (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • 🏆 Ride of Silence (Edmond) Start Time: 6:14pm Please join us at Hafer Park in Edmond, in the parking lot as soon as you enter from 9th Street and Bryant. The 8-10 mile ride starts at 6:14 PM. We will be honoring all those who have been killed or injured while doing what they love-- riding their bicycle. Come join the ride and then afterwards, camaraderie at a local restaurant.…
  • 🏆 Oklahoma City Thunder TICKETS (Chesapeake Energy Arena - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm
  • Wednesday Game Night (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Play the games you love for jackpots and then play more games you love for Extra Cash & Prizes on Game Night at Remington Park, every Wednesday! Starting at 6pm on Wednesday nights at Remington Park, just make sure to use your Club Remington Card as you play in the casino. Doing so may get you selected via hot seat drawings to make Free Spins,…

Thursday, May 17th

  • Apocalyptica (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City) Get ready to be blown out of your seat when Apocalyptica stops in OKC to present their Plays Metallica by Four Cellos Tour…
  • Big Daddy Weave (Trinity Baptist Church - Yukon)
  • 🏆 Club One Special (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 6:00pm The popular Club 1 Special is back for all live racing dates at Remington Park. Enjoy this spectacular offer on every live race date, regardless of post time, day or night. The Club 1 Special includes: 2 Box Seats with a great view of the racing action A bucket of Coors, Coors Light or Miller Lite beer A basket of delicious Hot Wings 2 Racing…
  • Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. The Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, May 20th Come experience America's favorite pastime in downtown Oklahoma City as the OKC Dodgers take on the Nashville Sounds in…
  • 🏆 Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, May 20th Start Time: 7:05pm
  • 🍴 Dunkin' Donuts Fundraiser Benefiting March of Dimes (Dunkin' Donuts - Oklahoma City) 1 day left All through May, 10-cents from every dozen donuts sold at participating Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in Oklahoma City will be donated to March of Dimes. The funds raised will directly support March of Dimes’ mission to end prematurity, adopted to address the growing crisis of premature birth in the US and help families have full-term, healthy…
  • Early Season Pass Processing (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Start Time: 9:00am Skip the processing lines and have your Season Pass card made before your first visit to the park! Our office is open 9:00a-5:00p, Monday-Friday.
  • 🎓 International School of Hydrocarbon Management (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2
  • The Jauntee in Norman, OK (The Deli - Norman) Start Time: 10:30pm The Jauntee www.thejauntee.com thejauntee.everupwardent.com Live Jaunts: thejauntee.bandcamp.com Drawing influence from a wide variety of acts, The Jauntee’s improvisational landscape spans multiple genres, from rock and jazz all the way to bluegrass, psychedelic, and ambient. Their willingness to explore genres, abandon all song structure,…
  • Meditation Class (St Stephen's United Methodist - Norman) Start Time: 6:00pm Weekly meditation and discussion group conducted by the monks from Oklahoma Buddhist Vihara.
    St. Stephens UMC 6-7pm Look for the shoes.
  • 😂 Mike Baldwin (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Thru Sat, May 19th
  • 🎨 The New Art Exhibition Tour (Oklahoma City Museum of Art - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm This in-gallery guided tour will provide conversation-based insights and in-depth experiences focusing on the special exhibition, The New Art: A Milestone Collection Fifty Years Later. Pre-registration recommended. Free for members; $15 for non-members. How to Register: – Click on the ticket link in this event and register online. Don’t…
  • 🎓 Newcastle High School Graduation (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City)
  • 🏆 NXT Live! (The Criterion - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm Doors are open at 6:00 PM All Ages Event
  • Parkinson's disease support group (Touchmark at Coffee Creek - Edmond) Start Time: 11:00am Join other people in the early stages of Parkinson’s disease for discussion and sharing. Also open to caregivers. No RSVP required. Light refreshments will be served.
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Management Support Group (Mental Health Association Oklahoma main office - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm PTSD is a psychiatric disorder that can occur following the experience of witnessing of life-threatening events such as military combat, natural disasters, terrorist incidents, serious accidents, or physical or sexual assault in adult or childhood. Some people will have stress reactions that do not go away on their own, or may even get worse…
  • Radney Foster - Thursday (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Rocky Votolato US Living Room Tour (Living Room 73120 - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm Rocky Votolato is singer songwriter born in Texas and raised in the Pacific Northwest. He is stopping in OKC on his US Living Room Tour. These shows are hosted by fans in private spaces. The address of the show location will be delivered upon purchase of tickets.
  • Splendor in the Gardens (Myriad Botanical Gardens - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE! Sponsorships are available too! Visit https://72168.blackbaudhosting.com/72168/Splendor-in-the-Gardens-2018-17May2018 The Great Lawn at Myriad Botanical Gardens will once again be transformed for a magical evening under the lights and stars Thursday, May 17 with the fourth edition of Splendor in the Gardens. This…
  • Spoon et al. (The Jones Assembly - Oklahoma City) Get your tickets for a very special evening when Spoon takes the stage at The Jones Assembly in Oklahoma…
  • 🏆 Surf and Turf at The Bricktown Brewery at Remington Park (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 4:00pm
  • Survivors of Suicide Support Group (Mental Health Association Oklahoma main office - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Nearly 31,000 people take their own lives each year. As a survivor – a family member or friend of the victim – you may need help coming to terms with suicide. This group offers the opportunity to share, listen, teach and learn with others also overcoming the loss of a loved one. Meetings are held on the 1st and 3rd Thursdays of each month.
  • Tech N9ne (Diamond Ballroom - Oklahoma City) Indie rap superstar Tech N9ne and crew take over the Diamond Ballroom in OKC for an evening of underground rap.
    Born…
  • 🎓 Tech N9ne's Planet Tour 2018 (Diamond Ballroom - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm Tech N9ne Diamond Ballroom May 17, 2018 7:30 PM Doors Open: 6:30 PM Tickets: http://bit.ly/T9_OKC TECH N9NE'S PLANET TOUR 2018 w/ Special Guests Krizz Kaliko, Just Juice, Joey Cool & KING ISO (*special guests are subject to change) All tickets are Standing Room General Admission. This is an all-ages event.
  • 🏆 Thursday Night $25 Dinner for 2 at Silks (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm SILKS DINNER for TWO, just $25! – Thursdays in Racing Season The Silks Restaurant is the place for a great value and view of the racing action on Thursday nights throughout the Remington Park 2018 American Quarter Horse, Paint and Appaloosa Season. Enjoy the Silks Dinner for two for just $25, each and every Thursday night! Thursday night…

Friday, May 18th

  • 3rd Friday Block pARTy (Downtown - Shawnee) During the 3rd Friday Block pARTy in Shawnee, local restaurants, art galleries and merchants are open late in the downtown…
  • 🏆 Bike to Work Day (Festival Marketplace - Edmond) Start Time: 7:30am Come join the Edmond Bicycle Committee and friends of bicycling for the 12th Annual Bike to Work Day Celebration. Gather at 7:30 AM at the Edmond Festival Market Place to be ready for the group ride rolling out at 7:45 AM. The ride will travel west on First Street to Fretz, then right (north) on to Fretz generally up to Covell on…
  • 🏆 Bike to Work Day (Festival Marketplace - Edmond) Start Time: 7:30pm Come join the Edmond Bicycle Committee and friends of bicycling for the 12th Annual Bike to Work Day Celebration. Gather at 7:30 AM at the Edmond Festival Market Place to be ready for the group ride rolling out at 7:45 AM. The ride will travel west on First Street to Fretz, then right (north) on to Fretz generally up to Covell on…
  • Campbell Young With The Lunar Laugh (VZD's - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:00pm
  • 🏆 Club One Special (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 6:00pm The popular Club 1 Special is back for all live racing dates at Remington Park. Enjoy this spectacular offer on every live race date, regardless of post time, day or night. The Club 1 Special includes: 2 Box Seats with a great view of the racing action A bucket of Coors, Coors Light or Miller Lite beer A basket of delicious Hot Wings 2 Racing…
  • Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. The Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, May 20th Come experience America's favorite pastime in downtown Oklahoma City as the OKC Dodgers take on the Nashville Sounds in…
  • 🏆 Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, May 20th Start Time: 7:05pm
  • 🍴 Dunkin' Donuts Fundraiser Benefiting March of Dimes (Dunkin' Donuts - Oklahoma City) Last Day All through May, 10-cents from every dozen donuts sold at participating Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in Oklahoma City will be donated to March of Dimes. The funds raised will directly support March of Dimes’ mission to end prematurity, adopted to address the growing crisis of premature birth in the US and help families have full-term, healthy…
  • Early Season Pass Processing (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) Last Day Start Time: 9:00am Skip the processing lines and have your Season Pass card made before your first visit to the park! Our office is open 9:00a-5:00p, Monday-Friday.
  • Gabriel Iglesias (Riverwind Casino - Norman) Join stand-up comedian, actor and all around entertainer Gabriel Iglesias as he takes the stage at Riverwind Casino in…
  • 😂 Mike Baldwin (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) 1 day left
  • 🎨 OKC Improv (Noir Bistro & Bar - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm Oklahoma City's premier platform for improvised comedy theatre features weekly performances with shows Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. Performances will be held at NOIR Bistro & Bar, 701 W Sheridan, OKC.
    Each show is $10 or see both for $15. Enjoy buy one get one ticket prices with your Keep It Local OK membership card, and free…
  • 🏃 OKC Whitewater Festival (Riversport Rapids - Oklahoma City) See website for all of the exciting details!
  • Oklahoma Craft Beer Festival (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 7:00pm Must be 21 years of age and have a valid ID.
  • Origin, Malicyde & More (OKC) (89th Street Collective - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm ***ALL AGES SHOW*** Headliner: Origin Special Guest: Malicyde Depraved Sathe 3914 General Admission $13.00 Day Of: $16.00
  • ORIGIN with Guests (Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:30pm
  • 🎭 Overly Designing Women (The Boom - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Patrice Pike & Wayne Sutton (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Sgt. Pepper's & Revolver (Plaza District - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 7:00pm Lyric Academy's RoKademy is taking it back with the Beatles for this year's concert. Both Revolver and Sgt. Pepper's will be played in full, a double down of music you know and love played with theatrical flare and presentation. RoKademy students are talented beyond their years and always create performances not to be missed!
  • 🎓 Spring Dance - Bobby Bennett and the Borrowed Bandits! (Edmond) Start Time: 6:00pm Sponsored by Chateaux at Mon Abri, Senior Transitions of Edmond and ReMax, Valeried McEvoy Realtor. Edmond Seniors, come hear a great blend of country and oldies - and don't forget to bring your dancing shoes!! http://edmondok.com/calendar.aspx?EID=7230
  • 🏆 Oklahoma City Thunder TICKETS (Chesapeake Energy Arena - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm

Saturday, May 19th

  • 🏆 Bike Moore Community Bike Ride (Buck Thomas Park - Moore) Start Time: 9:30am Bike Moore 2.75 or 5 mile Community Bike Ride Starting at Buck Thomas Park (on 12th street just east of Eastern Ave.) Saturday, May 19th 9:30am start time Register for this FREE family event by April 30th and receive a T-shirt. For more information or to register please contact Ava at (405) 793-5054
  • Chow Down (45th Infantry Division Memorial Park - Kingfisher) Attend the Chow Down in the Park food truck event for an afternoon spent exploring Hennessey. Head to Memorial Park on Main…
  • Docent-Guided Signature Tour (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 1:00pm
  • Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. The Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Come experience America's favorite pastime in downtown Oklahoma City as the OKC Dodgers take on the Nashville Sounds in…
  • 🏆 Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Start Time: 7:05pm
  • Edmond Farmer's Market (Othello's - Edmond) Start Time: 8:00am
  • Fort Reno Ghost Tours (Historic Fort Reno - El Reno) Come along on an exciting and spooky ghost tour at El Reno's historic Fort Reno. This ghost tour includes plenty of…
  • 🏃 Get Your Rear In Gear-OKC (Journey Church - Norman) Start Time: 9:30am GI of Norman is once again partnering with The Colon Cancer Coalition! We are very excited to bring the nation’s leading Colon Cancer Awareness event series back to the Oklahoma City Area. Get Your Rear In Gear event focusing on educating the public about the importance of colon cancer screenings and helping everyone get involved in our…
  • Chandler Girls Softball Car, Truck & Bike Show (Chandler Area Chamber of Commerce - Chandler) Attend the Chandler Girls Softball Car, Truck & Bike Show, and admire the tricked out cars on display. This…
  • 😂 Mike Baldwin (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Last Day
  • OKC Energy FC vs Colorado Springs Switchbacks (Taft Stadium - Oklahoma City) Experience the excitement of major league soccer in Oklahoma as the Oklahoma City Energy Football Club takes on Colorado…
  • OKC Pow Wow Club Spring Benefit (Oklahoma City) Don't miss the OKC Pow Wow Club's third-annual Spring Benefit in Oklahoma City. This inter-tribal powwow…
  • Oklahoma Craft Beer Festival (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 7:00pm Must be 21 years of age and have a valid ID.
  • 🎓 Putnam City North High School Graduation (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 10:00am
  • Sgt. Pepper's & Revolver (Plaza District - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 7:00pm Lyric Academy's RoKademy is taking it back with the Beatles for this year's concert. Both Revolver and Sgt. Pepper's will be played in full, a double down of music you know and love played with theatrical flare and presentation. RoKademy students are talented beyond their years and always create performances not to be missed!
  • 🏃 SpeakLife & Brigance Brigade 5K fundraiser for ALS (Mitch Park - Edmond) Start Time: 9:00am http://edmondok.com/calendar.aspx?EID=7266
  • Spring Okie Sampler (Chester's Party Barn & Farm - Piedmont) Day 1 of 2 Head to Piedmont for a sampling of what Oklahoma communities have to offer at the annual Spring Okie Sampler. Hosted by…
  • Toadies (Diamond Ballroom - Oklahoma City) Catch 1990s grunge band Toadies live as they take the Diamond Ballroom stage in Oklahoma City. With seven studios'…
  • The Village Fair (Oklahoma City) Save the date for The Village Fair in Oklahoma City. Head to the Casady Square Shopping Center to enjoy a fun-filled day of…
  • White Water Bay Opening Day (White Water Bay - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 10:30am Join us for the start of our 2018 season! Enjoy unlimited visits, free events, exclusive perks, and more with a 2018 Season Pass. Buy now: http://bit.ly/FCWWB-BuyPasses
  • Oklahoma City Whitewater Festival (Riversport Rapids - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 The Oklahoma City Whitewater Festival celebrates whitewater rafting and kayaking in Oklahoma, as well as the start of a new…

Sunday, May 20th

  • Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. The Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) Last Day Come experience America's favorite pastime in downtown Oklahoma City as the OKC Dodgers take on the Nashville Sounds in…
  • 🏆 Oklahoma City Dodgers vs. Nashville Sounds (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark - Oklahoma City) Last Day Start Time: 7:05pm
  • The March Divide (Red Brick Bar - Norman)
  • Spring Okie Sampler (Chester's Party Barn & Farm - Piedmont) Day 2 of 2 Head to Piedmont for a sampling of what Oklahoma communities have to offer at the annual Spring Okie Sampler. Hosted by…
  • Oklahoma City Whitewater Festival (Riversport Rapids - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 The Oklahoma City Whitewater Festival celebrates whitewater rafting and kayaking in Oklahoma, as well as the start of a new…

Monday, May 21st

I was unable to find any published events for May 21st.

Tuesday, May 22nd

  • Food Truck Tuesdays (Jackson - Blanchard) Every week, treat your taste buds to new flavors. During Food Truck Tuesdays, a different food truck will park in Blanchard…
  • Frenship (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City) Head to Uptown OKC and join LA-based duo FRENSHIP for an evening of chart-topping pop magic when they bring their Good…
  • Wheeler Criterium (Oklahoma City) Once the weather starts warming up, gather your crew and head south of the Oklahoma River for the Wheeler Criterium each and…

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2017.03.13 21:13 Isuckatthesethings1 Why Should I Root For Your Team [AFC West] (1/8)

Hey Guys!
Happy to roll out part one of this series. I know that initially said that this would be one central post but 10,000+ words and 30 pages of write ups later I decided to break it out by division. Doing 1 division per day. Just wanted to say thanks to all the writers who got me their write ups on time and allowed me to launch this series as scheduled. The last post of this series will be the Series Hub to have everything in one place. So here goes nothing, Day 1 of “Why I Should Root For Your Team” Series starts with the AFC West.
Tomorrow’s Write Up - NFC West
Why Should I Root For the Denver Broncos
Written By: BlindManBaldwin
Do you like orange? Do you like seeing teams get absolutely dominated in the Super Bowl? Do you like seeing horses get to work among humans? Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions you can sell your soul to Blucifer become a fan of the Denver Broncos fan.
Yes, the Denver Broncos, the pride of all of the Rocky Mountains is now accepting applications for new fans. Since we were schmucks last year and didn’t make the playoffs, you even won’t be called a bandwagoner!
What are the perks of being a Broncos fan, you may be asking to yourself. Why, I could become a Patriots fan and get to see good QB play or I could become a Steelers fan and not share interests with bronies, you may be thinking to yourself. Well, here’s the benefits that come with being a fan of the 5 time NFL runner up Denver Broncos!
We give a humble chicken farmer a chance to live out his dream of being an NFL player
• You get to bitch about why we aren’t drafting Ed McCaffrey’s son
• You get to eat Philip Rivers’ and Tom Brady’s children
• You get all the fun of having Darren McKee, Mark Kiszla, and MileHighReport representing your team in the media So you’ve decided to become a fan. Great! You can expect your certification to come in the mail in 4-6 business days.
Here’s what your day-to-day tasks will look like
• Write monthly letters to the HoF committee on why Terrell Davis Pat Bowlen isn’t in the Hall
sell your soul to Blucifer
• Accept the holy trinity of Pat Bowlen, John Elway, and Gary Kubiak into your heart
• Develop cognitive dissonance in order to rationalize getting upset at Tyreke Hill but loving Aqib Talib
• Get upset when people don’t think Champ Bailey isn’t the best corner of all time
• Get out the guillotine for people who talk shit about Rod Smith
• In addition, you are also required to make pilgrimage to Dove Valley and watch Super Bowl 32 once a week. It also is highly encouraged (but not required) to build a small statue of Peyton Manning in your home. A life size model of John Elway, however, is required.
So bust out your Broncos windbreaker, dye your hair jet black, and spike it because congratulations you are now part of Broncos Country! removes tongue from cheek
Broncos Season in Review
Why Should I Root For The Oakland Raiders
Written By: BasicProdigy
Congratulations on your choice to join the Raider Nation. The Raiders are the most storied franchise in the football world. We have a rich history and a bright future. There are people who know nothing about football but still know of the Raiders. There comes a point when each football fan must decide if they love or hate the Raiders. There is no in between. By the time you finish reading you, too, will have made up your mind.
When you talk about what makes the Raiders great the conversation always starts with one topic: Al Davis. Al was, is, and forever will be the greatest owner in the history of the league. He enjoyed success at every non-player position in football. Al Davis remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.
Al ran things his way. Everything he did was focused exclusively on winning championships. Al loved speed and raw talent. He did not care if you were black, White, Mexican, Man, Women, Child, Alien, Pigeon, had a troubled past, or have never touched a football before if Al thought you could help the Raiders win games there was a spot for you.
Early on, Al gained a reputation of being a strong civil rights advocate. He refused to play in cities where Black players and White players were forced to dress in separate locker rooms. Al Davis hired the first Hispanic head coach and the First African American head coach. He also hired the first woman CEO in the NFL.
Al Davis was a maverick. He never allowed anyone to stand in the way of success. When he wanted to move the team to Los Angeles and the NFL said he could, he sued the league. Al has some amazing quotes like "We don't take what the defense gives us; we take whatever the hell we want." and “Just win Baby” He was a great man and is truly the backbone of the Raiders. He installed the “Commitment to Excellence” which remains the cornerstone of the Raiders. When he pass away in 2011 his son Mark Davis took over as Managing General Partner of the Oakland Raiders.
The Raiders have always been known as the team where a player received second chances. One example of this is Rich Gannon who went from being a backup QB on one of the worst franchises in the NFL to a league MVP with the Oakland Raiders. The only exception to this is domestic violence. The Raiders have a long-standing position against domestic violence and the team has a zero tolerance policy for it. We do not give 2nd chances with domestic violence.
By allowing second chances and focusing on players on the field talent, some of the greatest players in the history of the NFL have dawned silver and black. Legends like Charles Woodson, Bo Jackson, Tim Brown, Fred Biletnikoff, Jerry Rice, Marcus Allen, Gene Upshaw, Willie Brown, Ken Stabler, Rod Woodson, Jack Tatum, Lester Hayes, Howie Long and so many others made their home with the Raiders. We also have the only punter in the NFL Hall of Fame, Ray Guy, and we have the only player in league history to wear the number 00 Jim Otto.
Some of the greatest coaches to walk NFL sidelines did so leading the Raiders; Coaches like Tom Flores, Art Shell (His first time), and John Gruden. Moreover, we are the only NFL team which football legend John Madden coached for.
Our future looks as bright as the past. Over the last few years, we have drafted some amazing players like Derek Carr, Khalil Mack, Amari Cooper, Bruce Irvine, Kelechi Osemele, and Marquette King. We also have one of the best coaches in the league in Captain Jack Del Rio. Jack has gained a reputation for being a gambler in his play calling. He is not scared to go for it on 4th down or call a ballsy 2 point conversion. It makes each game a ton of fun to watch but also hard on the heart.
Our general manager Reggie McKenzie built this team to be able to retain the players we draft, have the cap room to fill holes in the free agency, and compete at a high level. He has done such a good job other teams in the league have begun to copy him. Everything stated so far is very important, and there have been books written on each topic and why it makes the Raiders great, but the ultimate reason to join the Raider Nation is because of one thing: The fans. Raiders fans are the most committed fans in the league. Our team has moved cities in the past and will likely move again, but our commitment will not die. We are a bunch of hard-asses who don’t tolerate bullshit. We love to tailgate and we are welcoming to new members of the nation, especially if you bring beer. When we get mad or are wronged we hold grudges. We hate every other team in the league. We boo referees and bad call as loud as we can and we boo Roger Goodell even louder. On the field, we have no friends and we take no prisoners. It’s us against the world and that is just the way we like it. Welcome to the Nation.
Raiders Season In Review
Why Should I Root For The Kansas City Chiefs
Written By: MistakeMaker1234
There are few teams in the NFL that carry the legacy that the Kansas City Chiefs do. Their founder, Lamar Hunt, is the leading contributor to the establishment of the American Football League, and played a large part in the 1966 merger, along with coining the term “Super Bowl”. Lamar’s influence can literally be seen across the entire existence of the sport, and his son Clark continues that legacy well. That spirit of family has never been lost on the Chiefs. You go to a game at Arrowhead Stadium, and you feel like you are part of a 70,000 person family. Whether you are there supporting the Chiefs, or the visiting team, the droves of tailgaters and KC natives will make everyone feel welcome, and invite them to some authentic Kansas City BBQ.
The Kansas City Chiefs are unquestionably a team that lives and dies by its fanbase. They are 27th out of 30 in media market size, and in the bottom 1/3rd of team financial value. Despite all of that, their fans remain vigilant. During a six year span starting in 2007, in what may be the worst stretch of seasons in franchise history, the Chiefs were last in our division all but once. Even in those disappointing years, attendance never once took a major hit during this lackluster performance. We are a fanbase that remains dedicated to the team we love, regardless of their win percentage or playoff hopes.
Thankfully, lately, being a Chiefs fan has been incredibly easy, due in large part to our amazing coaching staff and a whole slew of likable players. GM John Dorsey and had coach Andy Reid have brought life back to the team in a way we haven’t seen since the early 2000s. Since they have joined the team, the Chiefs are a combined 43-23 in the regular season, fourth in the entire NFL during that span of time, and made the playoffs 3 out of the 4 years. Things are definitely moving in the right direction for Kansas City, and with steady leadership, and top-of-their-position talent in players like Eric Berry, Travis Kelce, and Marcus Peters, it’s easy to have someone worth rooting for.
Chiefs Year in Review
Why Should I Root For the Chargers
Written By: Kim_Jong_goosby and milkchococurry
Well let’s just get past the obvious elephant in the room: for those of you who haven’t picked up on this by now, the Chargers used to be in San Diego. Earlier this year, the decision was made by ownership to move the team north to Los Angeles. Given how well that went over in San Diego, it’s safe to say that the team lost a large portion of its fanbase. However, the team isn’t done for or in rebuild mode, far from it at this point. The Chargers are certain to improve on their 5-11 record in the upcoming season and look to compete for the AFC West title after dealing with injuries to many key players. New head coach Anthony Lynn looks to light a fire under the Chargers and create a team that will play like an unstoppable force for all 60 minutes. Along with the dynamic gameplay of returning offensive coordinator Ken Whisenhunt, new defensive coordinator Gus Bradley brings his defensive prowess to the Chargers and will take an up-and-coming defense to new heights. Look for these coaches to create a no-nonsense attitude around the team and for them to really bolt down and focus on creating a winning culture in the City of Angels.
Philip Rivers, entering his 14th season in the league, is looking to gain key targets back in Keenan Allen, a top 10 WR when healthy, and Danny Woodhead, an agile and versatile receiving back. On top of continuing his longtime connection with future Hall-of-Fame TE Antonio Gates, Rivers also looks to continue the chemistry he built with young TE Hunter Henry and breakout WR Tyrell Williams. Also look for some tough running by Melvin Gordon, who had a resurrection from his unfulfilling rookie season, as he scored 12 total touchdowns in 2016 and just missed the 1,000 yard mark due to injury. Even with the injuries on offense, Rivers and the 2016 Chargers offense managed to score points at a high rate. Almost every Charger game was exciting, from the overtime thriller in the season opener against the Kansas City Chiefs to the clutch shootout win against the NFC Champion Atlanta Falcons. The Chargers obviously could not guarantee a win week in and week out, but they could guarantee that you were going to be on the edge of your seat until the very end. Isn’t that what we all want? A competitive game that keeps us entertained from the opening kickoff to the post game show. You can never count the Chargers out, and that’s what makes this team exciting. You never know what is going to happen.
On the defensive side of the ball, the Chargers are looking to continue and improve on some of the breakout performances they saw this past season. The centerpiece of the Chargers defense is 2016 Defensive Rookie of the Year, defensive end Joey Bosa. Bosa added some much needed help to an anemic pass rush which previously mainly consisted of linebacker Melvin Ingram. Now the pass rushing duo continuously causes problems for opposing quarterbacks. The Chargers are also looking to get a repeat performance out of cornerback Casey Hayward. The former Packer spent his first season with the team leading the league in interceptions (7 total) and was selected to the first Pro Bowl of his young career. If the Chargers can keep star corner Jason Verrett - who missed a majority of the season with a partial ACL tear - on the field, then this Chargers cornerback tandem will shape up to be one of the league’s best. This defensive squad may not look like it was anything special based on statistics, but the amount of times they made a clutch play or got a turnover after the offense tried to hand the game away is irreplaceable. They didn’t always make the play to save the game, but this defense was a big reason why the Chargers could keep these games exciting.
If you’re coming to root for the Chargers because you want a perennial contender, this isn’t the team for you. Look to the Patriots, Seahawks, or another team for that. However, if you want a team that can guarantee a game that will keep you tuned in, and display some exciting play from the up and coming superstars in the league (Bosa, Henry, Verrett, Gordon) as well as some of the greatest veterans to play the game (Rivers, Gates), than the Los Angeles San Diego Chargers of Carson are the team for you.
Chargers Year in Review
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2017.03.08 22:47 MsBluffy What's Going on in Columbia? March 8-12

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A UNITED KINGDOM - A United Kingdom is the true story of the forbidden love of King Seretse Khama of Botswana (David Oyelowo) and Ruth Williams (Rosamund Pike), a white woman from London, which caused an international uproar when they decided to marry in the late 1940s just as apartheid was being introduced into South Africa. It was a decision that altered the course of African history.
BEFORE I FALL - A popular, selfish high schooler (Zoey Deutch) keeps reliving the same day over and over again, which ends with her and her friends getting into a fatal car accident. In time, she must learn how to prevent the accident while becoming a better, kinder person to those around her.
ELLE - Michèle seems indestructible. Head of a successful video game company, she brings the same ruthless attitude to her love life as to business. Being attacked in her home by an unknown assailant changes Michèle's life forever. When she resolutely tracks the man down, they are both drawn into a curious and thrilling game-a game that may, at any moment, spiral out of control.
FIFTY SHADES DARKER - This sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey adapts the second installment in E.L. James' best-selling trilogy of novels, which chronicle the torrid love affair between the demure Anatasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) and possessive businessman Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). This time around, Steele and Grey's attempts to build a more trusting relationship are threatened by several of his past lovers.
FIST FIGHT - On the last day before summer vacation at a rough-and-tumble high school, mild-mannered teacher Andy Campbell (Charlie Day) accidentally causes his fearsome colleague Ron Strickland (Ice Cube) to be fired. When Strickland then challenges him to a fist fight after school, Campbell must find a way to avoid a vicious beating.
THE FOUNDER - Robert D. Siegel (former editor-in-chief of The Onion) tackles the McDonald's origin story in this whip-smart parable. Michael Keaton stars as Ray Kroc, a struggling Illinois salesman, who meets the McDonald brothers and is inspired by the ingenious way they run their kitchen.
GET OUT - A young African-American photographer (Daniel Kaluuya) is nervous at the thought of meeting his white girlfriend's parents (Catherine Keener and Bradley Whitford) for the first time during a trip to the latter's country estate. However, his anxiety soon turns into outright terror when he discovers that the family's seemingly idyllic community is hiding a sinister conspiracy, one that involves the disappearance of several black people in the area. Jordan Peele, one half of the comedic duo Key & Peele, makes his directorial debut with this horror thriller.
I AM NOT YOUR NEGRO - Writer James Baldwin tells the story of race in modern America with his unfinished novel, "Remember This House." Using only the writer's original words, director Raoul Peck envisions the book James Baldwin never finished -- a radical narration about race in America through the lives and assassinations of three of his friends: Martin Luther King Jr., Medgar Evers and Malcolm X.
JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 - Legendary assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is once again called out of retirement by a former colleague to repay a debt in Rome. But when the hitman's plans go awry, Wick finds himself hunted by a ruthless crime boss (Laurence Fishburne) and his international arsenal of killers eager to collect the massive bounty on his head.
KONG: SKULL ISLAND - A secret government organization mounts an expedition to Skull Island, an uncharted territory in the Pacific. Led by an explorer (John Goodman) and a lieutenant colonel (Samuel L. Jackson), the group recruit a disillusioned soldier (Tom Hiddleston) and a photojournalist (Brie Larson) to investigate the island's peculiar seismic activity. But once there, they discover that Skull Island is home to a gigantic ape called King Kong, and find themselves caught up in an ongoing war between the beast and the area's indigenous predators.
THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - In the irreverent spirit of fun that made “The LEGO® Movie” a worldwide phenomenon, the self-described leading man of that ensemble – LEGO Batman – stars in his own big-screen adventure: “The LEGO® Batman Movie.”
LOGAN - In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hide out on the Mexican border. But Logan's attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are up-ended when a young mutant arrives, being pursued by dark forces.
ROCK DOG - To avoid distractions, Mastiff leader Khampa forbids all music from the mountain. But when Khampa's son Bodi discovers a radio, it takes just a few guitar licks for his fate to be sealed: Bodi wants to be a rock 'n' roll star.
THE SHACK - Divine intervention draws a grieving father (Sam Worthington) to a shack in the woods, where he learns the truth behind the tragic death of his young daughter in this adaptation of the best-selling faith-based novel.
TABLE 19 - Ex-maid of honor Eloise (Anna Kendrick) - having been relieved of her duties after being unceremoniously dumped by the best man via text - decides to hold her head up high and attend her oldest friend's wedding anyway.
 
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2016.12.02 21:13 ZappaOMatic Feeling the Speed (and Caffeine): Energy Drinks in NASCAR

With the news of Monster Energy becoming the title sponsor of the Cup Series, it's time for a new NASCAR Storytime, this time focusing on energy drinks and their involvement in NASCAR.
When most of us hear "energy drinks" and "sports," we typically think of extreme sports like skateboarding and snowboarding. When we narrow "sports" to "motorsports," we think of rallycross and motocross, not stock car racing. As it turns out, there have been many cases of energy drinks appearing on stock cars over the years, especially since the start of the new millennium.
Note: Products like 5-hour Energy will not be included as they are energy shots, not drinks.
AMP
AMP Energy first got its start in NASCAR in 2006, sponsoring the #61 of Kevin Lepage at the Daytona 500, followed by another round at Atlanta.
Two years later, AMP returned to NASCAR to sponsor the new #88 car driven by Dale Earnhardt Jr.; that year, it also started serving as the title sponsor of the Talladega Chase race, a deal which lasted until 2010. With Earnhardt, AMP also promoted the Sugar-Free and Relaunched editions on the #88. AMP withdrew after the 2013 season as PepsiCo – who owns AMP Energy – elected to put Diet Mountain Dew on the #88 instead. AMP returned for the 2015 Michigan race to promote the Passion Fruit flavor.
Blu Frog
In 2009, Blu Frog, an energy drink that supposedly can only be bought online, partnered with Derrike Cope to sponsor a car for the Daytona 500. With the #75, Cope attempted the 500, but failed to qualify. In the Truck Series, Blu Frog also sponsored Cope's #74 truck for Daytona, fielding it for Larry Foyt, who finished 20th.
Ciclon
In 2002, the Latin-American based Ciclon partnered with HRT Motorsports (not to be confused with the F1 team of the same name) to field the #09 Chevy for David Green. Lowe's Motor Speedway owner Humpy Wheeler expressed his excitement at the deal, as he hoped it would increase NASCAR's popularity among Hispanics, especially as HRT planned to run full-time in the Busch Series in 2003.
"The future growth of NASCAR will greatly depend on increasing diversity among our fans," he stated "Many NASCAR speedways are in heavily Hispanic markets, particularly Texas, Florida, California and Arizona. The HRT team is greatly welcomed by us and we are so pleased with their sponsor."
In two starts with the team, Green finished 14th and 19th at Charlotte and Chicagoland, respectively. Former F1 and CART driver Roberto Guerrero also attempted a start in the #09 at Atlanta, but failed to qualify. HRT also attempted to field the #82 for Guerrero's brother Jaime, but a deal never materialized.
Hard Rock
Hard Rock (yes, the restaurant/hotel chain) is no stranger to NASCAR, having its vodka appear on Robby Gordon's car. In terms of energy drinks, it made one appearance in 2014 on John Hunter Nemechek's #8 truck.
Hooters
Yes, Hooters had an energy drink. Starting in late 2006, the restaurant more famously known for its waitresses and being the sponsor of Alan Kulwicki's #7 car began a partnership with J. L. Pennington in the Truck Series, fielding a #7 Hooters Energy Drink truck. Casey Kingland, Derrike Cope and even Brad Keselowski drove the truck for the majority of 2007 before Jason White took over.
The team's best finish with Hooters Energy sponsorship with a 19th-place run at Atlanta with Keselowski.
Kapoya
In early 2015, Bryan Silas ran three races with Kapoya Premium sponsorship. After recording a 7th-place finish at Daytona, the team did not perform as well in the next two races, finishing 21st and 31st at Atlanta and Martinsville, respectively.
M-150
M-150, a Thai energy drink that apparently tastes like a liquid form of speed (the drug, not the racing term), appeared on Mike Harmon's #84 car in 2008 for three races. For a drink that supposedly tastes like speed, it's somewhat ironic that Harmon finished 40th in all three races.
Monster
Ten years before Monster stepped up to become the Cup Series' title sponsor, it was the sponsor of Robby Gordon and the #7 car in 2007. Those who listened to the press announcement on Thursday regarding the new title sponsorship probably know the story that was told by Monster CMO Mark Hall. For those who did not:
"We’ve been in NASCAR for a while. I was thinking back on the day we got started. It's been nine or 10 years since Robby Gordon was our first foray," Hall said. "I remember it was a great day for me when Robby threw his helmet at some guy – because that was the only time he ever got on camera. I actually called him up and said, 'Robby, can you do that some more?'"
Gordon continued his relationship with Monster for the next three seasons, though with not as much helmets thrown.
Many of us know Monster for its involvement as the title sponsor of AMA Supercross. Likewise, motocross star Ricky Carmichael partnered with Monster when he made the transition to stock car racing in 2009, starting with the #4 in the Truck Series followed by the #10 and #30 Nationwide cars. Unfortunately for him, stock cars weren't his forte.
In 2012, Monster moved to the new Nationwide operation of Kyle Busch Motorsports to sponsor the #54 shared by Kurt and Kyle Busch. While Kyle went winless that year, Kurt survived a dramatic showdown with Denny Hamlin to win at Richmond. KBM shut down their Nationwide team after the season ended and the assets were absorbed by Joe Gibbs Racing. Fielding the #54 for Kyle, Drew Herring, Sam Hornish Jr., Joey Coulter, Denny Hamlin, Erik Jones and Boris Said, the car won multiple times over the next three seasons, most of which by Kyle. In late 2015, Monster began sponsoring the #41 of Kurt Busch and Stewart-Haas Racing, which became a full-time deal in 2016. Monster often "split" the sponsorship with Haas Automation.
As we all know, Monster eventually became the title sponsor of the Cup Series.
No Fear
The team of Said Heads everywhere, No Fear Racing was formed in 2006, fielding the #60 car for Boris Said and Brian Simo on a part-time basis. The team broke through at the July Daytona race when Said won the pole; Said backed up the pole run with a 4th-place finish. NFR continued to run part-time until 2009, when it was renamed Carter-Simo Racing, and shut down after the season ended. No Fear's equipment and points were absorbed by Latitude 43 Motorsports, which was later reformed into FAS Lane Racing and competes today as Go FAS Racing.
In 2013, No Fear returned to NASCAR, albeit in the Truck Series, to sponsor the #9 of Ron Hornaday and eventually the #14 of Brennan Newberry. Hornaday recorded the brand's best Truck finish with a 9th-place run at Martinsville.
NOS
NOS Energy might trigger some memories of this season's Xfinity Series domination by Kyle Busch for most fans. Over a decade before joining Joe Gibbs Racing to replace Monster, NOS was a one-off sponsor of Kertus Davis's #31 car in the Busch Series. In 2008, NOS joined Stanton Barrett, sponsoring him in both the Cup Series and the Nationwide Series. A year later, the brand joined JGR and Busch in the #18. Predictably, Busch dominated the season en route to the 2009 Nationwide championship. NOS stayed with JGR until the end of 2011, when they moved to Roush and the #6 of Ricky Stenhouse Jr., also sponsoring Stenhouse's #17 Cup car on three occasions.
NOS returned to JGR in 2016 and the #18 car. As previously mentioned, Busch won an awful lot in that car. He also made a commercial.
Potencia
In 2009, Corrie Stott partnered with Potencia Energy Drink, a fruit-based energy drink from Mexico, to field a truck starting at Daytona. As the #00 Potencia Silverado, the truck saw Carlos Contreras, Andy Ponstein, Dillon Oliver, Danny Efland and Charles Lewandoski driving it. Of the five, Contreras was the lone driver to not run a race as he missed the Daytona round, while Oliver was the only one to make multiple starts, running it twice at Milwaukee and Las Vegas in a black scheme. Oliver recorded the truck's best finish at Milwaukee, a 22nd-place effort.
Race Fuel
If you want to win a race, you're going to need fuel. Fittingly, Race Fuel Energy Drink was founded by Baja 1000 champion Bryan Freeman to do just that – only it's fuel for your body, not for your car. Race Fuel appeared on Shelby Howard's #70 Nationwide car in 2011, but its best finish came in 2012 with Johanna Long when she finished 19th at Las Vegas. In the Cup Series, Race Fuel joined Tony Raines's car for two races at Vegas and Fontana. Raines finished 35th and 36th.
ReaXion
ReaXion, which promotes itself as an energy drink with "healthier ingredients" and "without going overboard on caffeine and taurine," appeared on Norm Benning's #57 truck at Phoenix in 2009. Benning finished 25th.
Red Bull
Many fans will probably know about Red Bull's involvement in racing, whether it's F1, Global Rallycross or even NASCAR. Red Bull first got its NASCAR start in 2001, when it sponsored Tim Woods' #54 truck at South Boston, where he finished 29th. Four years later, it moved up to the Busch Series to sponsor Robby Gordon at Mexico City and Watkins Glen, where he drove the #55 and the #83, respectively.
In 2006, Red Bull officially announced plans to start fielding a Cup Series team. A year later, as Toyota entered the sport, it became one of the original Toyota teams. Considering Team Red Bull's history across all three series, I won't be going into detail about the team in this post, but maybe in a future Storytime post.
While Team Red Bull was racing in the Cup series, Red Bull also sponsored some cars in the two other series. In the Busch Series, Red Bull partnered with Michael Waltrip Racing to field the #99 Toyota Camry for Scott Speed and later Cole Whitt. In the Truck Series, Darrell Waltrip Motorsports, Morgan-Dollar Motorsports, Bill Davis Racing and Turn One Racing all fielded Red Bull trucks for drivers like A. J. Allmendinger, Speed and Whitt. Of the three, Speed would be the only driver to win a lower series race with Red Bull when he won at the Dover Truck race in 2008.
Red Bull has not appeared on a NASCAR stock car since Team Red Bull shut down its operations after the 2011 season.
Rip It
Richard Childress Racing became Rip It Childress Racing (apologies for the pun) when the two parties joined together to sponsor Joey Coulter's #22 truck. A year later, Rip It also joined ThorSport Racing to sponsor Matt Crafton's #88, which it continues to do so on a part-time basis to this day.
Rockstar
Rockstar Energy, like Red Bull, has more of a presence in other motorsports like rallycross, but that didn't stop the Las Vegas-based company from sponsoring Vegas native Dylan Kwasniewski. The only driver to win both a K&N East and West title, Kwasniewski joined Turner Scott Motorsports' Nationwide Series in 2014, driving the #31 Rockstar Camaro. Despite a strong start with a pole at Daytona, Kwasniewski didn't have much luck with keeping the car off the wall that season. After losing the Rockstar sponsorship, Kwasniewski scaled back his NASCAR career, but hopes to bounce back someday.
Two years later, Rockstar returned to the Nationwide Xfinity Series, appearing on Ryan Preece's #01 car at Charlotte, where he finished 23rd. The brand also appeared on Paul Menard and the #27 car that year at Texas, where they finished 26th.
Shark
In 2008, Shark Energy Drink, a brand created by the makers M-150 and has a similar taste but with different ingredients, began its sale in the United States. To get the name out, Shark sponsored Brian Scott and the #16 truck (which recorded a best finish of 9th at Daytona) and Kenny Wallace's #36 Nationwide car (best finish: 13th at Las Vegas).
Speed
An energy drink created by Robby Gordon, it started appearing on his cars in 2010 in an extension cord orange that would become Gordon's trademark color for the rest of his racing career. For Robby Gordon Motorsports' final three seasons, it would also appear in other colors like yellow and black. RGM's #77 car received Speed Energy sponsorship as well, resulting in rare occasions where there would be two bright orange cars on track together. In 2012, Speed sponsored the #6 Eddie Sharp Racing truck of Justin Lofton and the two won in their first race together at Charlotte.
When RGM shut down after the 2012 season and Gordon moved on from NASCAR to form the Stadium Super Trucks, Speed Energy became the title sponsor of the series. It sponsored the #7 truck driven by Gordon from 2013 to 2015. Speed Energy currently appears on the #20 truck of Dustin Scott.
Speed Zone
Not to be confused with the NASCAR Thunder game mode, the movie, the theme park or the Zone-less energy drink counterpart, Speed Zone Energy partnered with Jay Robinson Racing's Busch Series in 2005 and 2006. The brand appeared on Robinson's #49 and #28 cars driven by Wayne Edwards, Clay Rogers, Shane Hall, James Hylton, Randy LaJoie, Josh Richeson and Derrike Cope. With how much people tend to make fun of Robinson's NASCAR operations for being backmarkers, the Speed Zone car was no exception. In 12 total starts, the car finished no better than 33rd and finished last on three occasions.
When it comes to finding speed, Speed Zone did not seem to have it.
Wave
Wave Energy Drink is an energy drink that has a similar mantra to ReaXion, calling itself a "healthier energy drink." The company joined Tommy Baldwin Racing in 2009, sponsoring the #36 car of Michael McDowell, though it did not make any waves in the NASCAR world as it was a start and park car. When Wave returned to TBR in 2010 with new driver Mike Bliss, he ran the full races and recorded a best finish of 22nd at Fontana.
XBOMB
XBOMB is an energy drink that's "proudly made in the USA" since 2009. With that type of patriotic branding, it only makes sense to give the most patriotic sport a shot. In 2016, XBOMB joined Wayne Edwards and Premium Motorsports' #49 truck for the Eldora race. At the dirt track, Edwards finished 18th.
Across the top three national series, there have been approximately 21 different energy drinks to sponsor a race car. Some of them were more successful than others and have more brand recognition among fans than others.
It will be interesting to see how Monster affects the Cup/Premier Series, especially with their intention to maintain a Viceroy Rule that allows current energy drinks under contract to be grandfathered in.
Is it Speedweeks yet?
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2016.08.27 16:52 tbrem15 Season Preview Extravaganza

Regular Season Scoring Average / Record
132.33 / 28-11 – Bacon & Bacon & Bacon
124.6* / 20-19 – Jive Turkeys
124.2** / 19-20 – Ideal Gas Law
123.9 / 22-17 – Carolina Sex Panthers
123.7*** / 17-22 – Phantom FroHawks
121.1 / 25-14 – Straight Outta Somes
121 / 25-14 – Show Me Them TDs
120.2 / 24-15 – smrt
117.2 / 21-18 – Spankey My Sankey
116.6 / 17-22 – Chips & Salsa
112.3 / 19-20 – Dirty Mike & the Boys
110.6 / 13-26 – Tricky Dicks
106.2 / 16-23 – Dr. Jay’s Scrubs
101.3 / 16-23 – Heart Shaped Locketts
100.6 / 17-22 – The Rat Pack
98.3 / 13-26 – Speedsters
*Does not account for Weeks 11-13 in ’14.
**Does not account for Weeks 11-13 in ’15.
***Does not account for Weeks 8-13 in ’15.
Playoff Scoring Average / Record (min. 2 games)
141.7 / 1-1 — Jive Turkeys
139.04 / 5-3 – Straight Outta Somes
138.2 / 0-2 — Chips & Salsa
137.1 / 3-2 – smrt
135.03 / 2-3 – Bacon & Bacon & Bacon
133.3 / 3-1 – Show Me Them TDs
127.5 / 4-1 – Ideal Gas Law
122.2 / 0-2 — Carolina Sex Panthers
118.7 / 1-2 – Phantom FroHawks
112.4 / 2-1 – Spankey My Sankey
More stats:
124.4 – Regular Season Scoring Average Among Playoff Teams
146.1 – Playoff Win Average
Pre-Season Power Rankings
  1. Jive Turkeys — Miller&Cooper&Gurley&Green&Hopkins&Jeffrey. Is there a better 1 through 6?
  2. Bacon & Bacon & Bacon — Deep. Strong. Everywhere.
  3. Ideal Gas Law — Stud Wide Receiver U. Loss of Dion Lewis knocks them down a peg.
  4. Straight Outta Somes — Will Lacy, Murray help Brown, Beckham enough to climb seed ladder?
  5. Show Me Them TDs — Last season’s third highest scoring team has a chance to be just as good in ’16.
  6. Chips & Salsa — With Jamaal Charles back, the sky is the limit.
  7. Carolina Sex Panthers — Hilal’s roster is stocked full of players on verge of breaking out; will they?
  8. smrt — Defending champ looking to carry 135 ppg playoff average into ’16. Doing so won’t be easy.
  9. Phantom FroHawks — Brand new team for Greg. Could be great, but will likely experience growing pains.
  10. The Tricky Dicks — In a winnable division with a team capable of winning games. Let’s see how Bob does.
  11. Dr. Jay’s Scrubs — An underrated bunch with some depth. I expect them to be competitive in Goalpost Ghosts.
  12. Dirty Mike & the Boys — Aaron Rodgers and the Island of Misfit Toys. Equipped to win a still fairly open division.
  13. Heart Shaped Locketts — Out with Washington, Cruz; In with Sanu, Shepard.
  14. The Rat Pack — Miles Austin still being rostered in the year of our lord 2016.
  15. Speedsters — It’s the Year of Christine, guys. Rivers, Blount, Morris should be all on the trading block.
  16. Spankey My Sankey — Can Michael Thomas be the glimmer of light in the otherwise pitch black season forthcoming?
2016 Playoff Odds
  1. Jive Turkeys – virtual lock
  2. Straight Outta Somes – virtual lock
  3. The Ideal Gas Law – 91.75%
  4. Bacon & Bacon & Bacon – 81.5%
  5. Show Me Them TDs – 73.5%
  6. smrt – 66.25%
  7. Carolina Sex Panthers – 65.5%
  8. Chips & Salsa – 59.25%
  9. Phantom FroHawks – 56.5%
  10. Tricky Dicks – 43.75%
  11. Dirty Mike & the Boys – 8.5%
  12. Dr. Jay’s Scrubs – 6.5%
  13. The Rat Pack – 3%
  14. Heart Shaped Locketts – 1.5%
T15. Speedsters – 1%
T15. Spankey My Sankey – 1%
Worst to First Candidates
(1) Phantom FroHawks
From the get-go, the FroHawks had a tumultuous season in 2015. Considered by most as the favorite to win the Tendon Terrors division, but a 1-6 start put those dreams quickly to bed. Last season’s failures were in large part due to injury and misfortunate, rather a lack of talent on the roster. Greg has completely revitalized his roster and put himself prime position to get back to the postseason. Considering there are two other strong candidates for likeliest worst to first team, why are the FroHawks at the top? In addition to being playoff-ready on paper, they play in a much weaker division than SOS or the IGLs.
(2) Ideal Gas Law
The famous Bill Parcells quote “you are what your record says you are” doesn’t exactly apply to the Ideal Gas Laws’ 4-9 season in 2015. Nor does it always apply to fantasy teams in general, but that’s a discussion for another day. Undebatably, Dan has one of the five best teams in the league and are set up for a hugely successful season given their depth of talent. Inside the division the IGLs will have to go toe-to-toe with Bacon & Bacon & Bacon, however the overall strength of the division isn't quite what SOS will be up against — making Dan’s squad the right choice at #2.
(3) Straight Outta Somes
A co-title favorite heading into last season, the Somes didn’t have the regular season success they were hoping for in Year 3. The good news is the quality of the roster hasn't downgraded much, if any, since last year and shouldn’t have too much trouble contending for a playoff spot. Any time you have two of the three best players in fantasy, you've got — at the very least — a good chance to hang around each week. The unfortunate aspect here is SOS plays in PFF’s toughest division, which features the ’14 champion, ’15 champion, and last year’s highest scoring team (145.54 ppg). No matter how strong Damien’s team is, going worst-to-first has an extremely high degree of difficulty.
(4) Speedsters
The newly renamed Speedsters have finished at the bottom of the Hail Mary Horrors division in two of the first three seasons. Although the Speedsters are the worst on this list, they have easier competition than the other three teams as they reside in the league’s weakest — but improving — division. Having a bounce back season that climbed the divisional ladder would be an impressive feat, as a number of rookies and young players would have to step into big production roles at outset of the season. Pulling for you, Jim!
Playoff Projections
Travis
  1. Bacon & Bacon & Bacon (9-4)
  2. Jive Turkeys (9-4)
  3. Chips & Salsa (8-5)
  4. Phantom FroHawks (7-6)
  5. Ideal Gas Law (9-4)
  6. Show Me Them TDs (8-5)
  7. Carolina Sex Panthers (7-6)
  8. Straight Outta Somes (7-6)
Dan
  1. Jive Turkeys (10-3)
  2. Ideal Gas Law (9-4)
  3. Phantom FroHawks (8-5)
  4. Tricky Dicks (7-6)
  5. Bacon & Bacon & Bacon (9-4)
  6. Show Me Them TDs (8-5)
  7. Straight Outta Somes (8-5)
  8. Heart Shaped Locketts (7-6)
Team Previews By Division
Hamstring Heroes
Jive Turkeys
The Turkeys had a season for the ages in 2015; Travis fielded the highest scoring offense in league history at 145.54 points per game with an average margin of victory of more than 50 points. That is some offense, kids. In spite of all that, the two-loss #2 seed were beaten by eventual champion smrt in the second round of postseason play. The Turkeys enter this season appearing as strong as last year with perhaps slightly more depth at the skill positions. With the weight gain and release of Karlos Williams in Buffalo, Travis expects No. 5 overall pick Derrick Henry and free agent acquisition Chris Thompson will “step in and contribute immediately” when called upon. If DeVante Parker has the breakout season a great many are projecting, the 5-man wide receiver could get tricky week to week but the Jive GM isn't overly concerned and maintains that it’s “one of them good problems,” a la Marlo Stanfield. A key stretch in the Turkeys’ season will be early when Jay Cutler is starting in place of the suspended Tom Brady. Cutler will face what is expected to be three good defenses (HOU, PHI, DET) and one poor defense (DAL); if Cutty can hold down the fort — i.e. 15 points per game — it would keep the QB match-up manageable in those four weeks. Exceeding their numbers from a season ago will be a difficult challenge and wins inside the division may not come as easy, but expectations remain high following last year’s disappointing early playoff exit. The Turkeys are considered by those around the league to be the title favorite in ’16.
Show Me Them TDs
Two years removed from his championship run, Chase saddles up with yet another able-bodied playoff candidate. Following a second playoff berth in as many seasons, the TDs didn’t have the firepower required to advance. For the most part it was an off-season of inactivity for Chase as his primary addition over the last eight month was Kenneth Dixon, whom he selected in the first round of the rookie draft. However incorrect, there are people who believe Dixon will take over the snap majority in Baltimore’s backfield sooner rather than later. In the unlucky event this happens, it would give the TDs four starting running backs; six if you count DeAngelo Williams (first 3 games) and Arian Foster. Dez Bryant endured a constant battle with injuries and DeSean Jackson missed a sizable chunk early in the year, so the wide receiver scoring should be on the uptick this season. Ben Roethlisberger has taken it on the chin this off-season: Martavis Bryant suspended for the year, Ladarius Green has yet to practice, and Le’Veon Bell is suspended the first three games. He’s still a top 10 QB, but these setbacks probably limit Big Ben’s upside to be the QB1. Chase’s roster features a few studs and a whole lot of quality in all phases of the game, and that’s why he's got another legitimate contender in this season.
smrt
In the first 11 weeks of the season, smrt averaged 108.1 points per game. In Weeks 12-16, they averaged 135.2. Quite literally, the ’15 champion rose to the occasion in late last year and that’s why they took home the trophy. What makes it all more funny (or sad) is they scored the fewest points in their division during the regular season. The trade for Brandon Marshall in the second half of last year was a brilliant move as not only did Marshall play a big role in their title run, but also looks like a WR1 heading into this season. Doug Baldwin and Tavon Austin, who has evolved into a something of a fantasy producer, round out a solid — if unheralded — trio at wide receiver. Behind them is a rookie in an intriguing situation and that’s Tyler Boyd who will likely be the starter opposite A.J. Green in Cincinnati and could see a healthy number of targets. Both Julius Thomas and Coby Fleener are projected as TE1s this season, and Jared Cook is a bit of a sleeper now that he's in Green Bay. Another position with no #elite players, but ones who can put up points. The situation at running back is a little more unstable as Duke Johnson will have to deal with Isaiah Crowell’s workload and the Browns suddenly have talented options on the outside as well. I love Duke, but the touch distribution in Cleveland worries me. The opposite is the case for fellow starter James White who, if reports are true, will now be the ‘passing down back’ in New England. White largely isn’t a good running back, however last season he averaged 7.5 yards per touch (2.5 yards per carry) which is the highest in the NFL. But I’m burying the lede, the absence of Le’Veon Bell in the first round of division match-ups will be a benchmark test for smrt’s role players. The team lost the Weeks 1 & 2 last season when Bell was suspended before running off 11 of 14 to win the ring. The defending champion returns with a quality squad, but they open the season against four of the top five teams in the league. If they hover around 108 points per game again, it could result in no postseason berth.
Straight Outta Somes
The Somes have won at least one playoff game in each of the first three seasons and made their deepest run yet in ’15 on the heels of a first round upset vs. top seeded & one-loss Bacon. Last year’s runner-up lacked an element of consistency in ’15 and had virtually no luck when they weren't on their A game; SOS didn’t win a game in which they were 10th or worse in scoring for the week. At 118.21 points per game, Damien’s squad ranked 6th in the league in scoring but acknowledges he will “need to score more points” than he did last year to continue his playoff streak. Antonio Brown and Odell Beckham Jr. will give the Somes a leg to stand on no matter how the rest of the team performs as both should be top 5 receivers again in ’16. If training camp reports of Vincent Jackson being a primary target for Jameis Winston are true, he could be in for a solid season as right now he has to be considered as the WR3. Damien isn't too pleased with his 2015 first round picks, “[I’m] not so excited about [Dorial Green-Beckham] and Nelson Agholor…[they] could very well drag my team down if they produce,” he said. Went on to call the situation a “headache.” If Green-Beckham can secure the starting WR spot across Jordan Matthews, he could score several touchdowns as he is always a serious threat in the red zone — the Eagles are a bit of a dumpster fire on offense, though. Eddie Lacy had a down year in ’15, finishing outside the top 30 in RB scoring and at times being outplayed by backup James Starks. Damien has faith the former Alabama stud can “return to the upper echelon of running backs.” The Somes owner and GM also feels “pretty good” about his top rookie Devontae Booker, who could take over a starting role by mid-season. However, he has lost faith — and quite quickly — in C.J. Spiller, whom he selected in the third round of the ’16 draft. Damien believes his team will “do okay” this season, while recognizing the Hamstring Heroes division will be “very competitive” again and playoff spots aren't guaranteed because “other divisions are improving as well.”
Tendon Terrors
Dirty Mike & the Boys
In one of last season’s most exciting games, Michael used a 111.25-108.55 defeat of the [team formerly run by Jeremy] in Week 13 to clinch both his first Tendon Terrors division title and playoff berth as the #3 seed. The playoff virgin didn’t last long, however, as Bart Simpson & smrt made it a quickie first round exit. One of my favorite aspects of a dynasty league is finding out which player(s)/asset(s) have been moved over multiple trades across multiple seasons; which leads me to Justin Forsett’s relationship with Dirty Mike & the Boys. Since being selected with the last pick in the 21st round of the 2013 start-up draft, Forsett has scored a total of 106.9 points for DMB. In turn, Michael has given up Mike Evans, Devin Funchess, and his 1st round pick next season to acquire and trade away the now 30-year-old Branden Oliver clone. Despite all my negativity, there are concrete things the Boys have going for them, such as Stefon Diggs looking like a nice player for Minnesota. What’s more is unlike Beyonce’s ex, Ted Ginn has made himself irreplaceable in Carolina’s offense. His production will presumably be unaffected by the Benjamin v. Funchess debate. Thomas Rawls, if he keeps his starting job, and Danny Woodhead make a solid 1-2 at RB, but the loss of Martavis Bryant for the year leaves a gaping hole at WR which forces Michael to consistently start one of Travis Benjamin and/or Cole Beasley. Dirty Mike will need a slew of favorable things to happen if he is to make a return trip to the postseason.
Phantom FroHawks
“…nobody in my division is going to be able to compete in any capacity this year…I don’t think I’ll have trouble winning my division…” That was Greg last August, speaking about his expectations for 2015. Well, things didn’t go quite as planned as the FroHawks turned in the worst statistical season in PFF history. In the past I’ve detailed some of factors in how that came to be, so I won’t touch on them again. Greg began planning for the 2016 season much earlier than most franchises. After being soundly defeated by Bacon in Week 5 last year, he struck a deal to acquire Sammy Watkins. Watkins headlines a starting receiving core, which includes Kelvin Benjamin, Kevin White, and Corey Coleman; all of which Greg believes possess WR1 upside. Whether you share that belief or not, wholesale changes have been made since last summer when the starting quartet was Demaryius-Alshon-DeSean-Kelvin. The two-time Tendon Terrors champion labels his situation at running back as a “state of unproven depth.” First overall pick Ezekiel Elliot and veteran C.J. Anderson are cemented as the starters, but behind those two it’s an abundance of youth and uncertainty with rookies Keith Marshall and Jordan Howard as primary backups. With Calvin Johnson out of the league, Eric Ebron should be post a top-10 tight end season as Detroit has to replace the Hall of Famers’ targets. Greg feels “pretty good” about the state of his team and is hoping for “several consecutive title runs in the coming years.” Aren’t we all, buddy.
Spankey My Sankey
When you have a team that is repeatedly starting players such as Riley Cooper and Andre Holmes, you know it’s time for a change. Thankfully new ownership has taken over this roster and has already begun the rebuilding process. Drew has taken on the challenge with exception diligence, exploring and working many different trade angles in an effort to improve his team. Acquiring Jarvis Landry during the playoffs last year isn’t the only wheeling and dealing he intends to do, “…as the team I inherited has some nice defensive guys and Carr, but could definitely use some help,” he said. Drew believes if he can bring in a few viable running backs, he might can make a run at the division title. Michael Thomas and Kamar Aiken could each have nice seasons, but Drew Brees and Joe Flacco’s target distribution will be a key determinant in their production. The Sankeys have cornered the IDP market, top to bottom they are strong all the way around. They will win consistently against opponents in that phase of match-ups. Despite being in midst of a reclamation project, Drew remains optimistic about his chances in 2016 saying, “I kinda like my team and think I could be slightly underrated going into the season.”
The Rat Pack
Following their Week 4 victory last season, the franchise previously called the Test Eagles didn’t again score 100 points or more in a game. They finished outside the top 8 in scoring all but two weeks during the regular season. This, perhaps, is why there is a new owner in town. Nick has come in and already made some noise in his first off-season by shipping Brandin Cooks and Golden Tate for Keenan Allen & a ’17 first round pick. It was a very smart move on his part because the window for success may not be open for a few seasons; Allen still young & the draft pick will take time to develop. The Rat Pack have a small but serviceable crowd of running backs with Frank Gore, Tevin Coleman, and Charles Sims. The “old and reliable” Gore has a consensus redraft rank of outside the top-25, Coleman is an injury away from potentially being an RB1, and Sims has standalone value as an RB3 alongside Doug Martin in Tampa Bay. Second overall rookie pick Laquon Treadwell likely won’t begin the season as a starter in Minnesota; his maturation (or lack thereof) will be a significant determinant on how soon this franchise starts to succeed. In the face of rave Adam Gase reviews this off-season, Ryan Tannehill hasn’t shown any improvement with his preseason play. The day Tom Brady retires may be the same day Jimmy Garoppolo becomes the Rat Pack’s entrenched starter at quarterback. There’s a multitude of tight ends more suited to start than Garrett Graham, who has never been fantasy relevant; Charles Clay, for one, is a superior option along with a few free agents. Though it’s a mostly likely a few seasons away, Nick is already putting pieces together to get the Rat Pack franchise on its feet.
Goalpost Ghosts
Bacon & Bacon & Bacon
The 3Bacons recorded the best start to a season (10-0) and best regular season record (12-1) in PFF history in 2015. Unfortunately for Eric, those milestones were the highlight of his year as the 3Bacons were “upset” in the first round of the playoffs by the #8 seed. With the retirement of Calvin Johnson and trading away of Josh Gordon, the 3Bacons lack the depth they once had. Introspect, Eric admits, dealing the talented but suspended WR may not have been the wisest decision, “…trading Gordon to a division rival could haunt me for years. Goalpost Ghosts seems an apt name now. You’re welcome Dan.” Having said that, last year’s co-title favorite enters 2016 with another strong team. The 3Bacons will sport the deepest stable of running backs in the league, which now includes Jeremy Hill. The team can start any of five guys, so long as Isaiah Crowell remains the starter in Cleveland. Eric isn’t putting much stock in pre-injury Andy Dalton (22.7 ppg) or Devonta Freeman (The RB1) duplicating their numbers from last season, going so far as to say it would be “borderline psychic” to do so. Freeman has looked terrific so far in the preseason, combined with Gronk, Randall Cobb, Jeremy Maclin, and the return of a healthy Jordy Nelson to replace Calvin, the 3Bacons still look formidable from where I’m sitting. Eric agrees, “I’m not in the Hamstring Heroes division, so I should see the playoffs again this year…”
Carolina Sex Panthers
In 2015, Hilal turned a five win team into a nine win team while, miraculously, scoring fewer points. The franchise formerly known as Luck Dynasty averaged 118.75 points per game in ’14 and 115.84 in ’15 under Hilal’s ownership. That’s not to say the roster isn’t in a better position now, however. In fact, Hilal has one of the most revamped squads in the league as not a single player on the roster at the end of 2014 is on the roster to start the 2016 season. Last season’s 5th seed bulked up its wide receiving corps in the off-season by acquiring Golden Tate & Brandin Cooks, to go with two WR2s from ’15 in Michael Crabtree & John Brown. If one of or both Charles Johnson and Devin Funchess breakout this year, the Sex Panthers will run 5-6 deep at the most fantasy point-friendly position; plus the eventual Thursday night 2 TD game from J.J. Nelson. In a vacuum, Hilal trading FOR Justin Forsett was one of the more perplexing developments of the off-season. Forsett’s lack of ability makes him an odd investment, but the good news is Mark Ingram and Ameer Abdullah will occupy the starting RB slots for the majority of the season. Hopefully when the time comes to start another running back, Terrell Watson will have already pulled the chair out from under Isaiah Crowell’s starting job in Cleveland. Hilal has given up a lot over the past two off-seasons to get his team the way he wants it, Dan calls the team “a true Hilal special” and labels his general managing strategy as “Size, Speed, Pray, Rinse, Repeat.” This is a big year for Hilal, he’s now got a number players he likes in prominent roles, it’s time for the year of #ascension for the Sex Panthers.
Dr. Jay's Scrubs
Jonathan had a rough go of it in his first season coaching as the team lacked the horses necessary to be in the race. The Scrubs reached 120 points in only one of 16 weeks last season and failed to average 100 points per game during the regular season. There several quality pieces on Dr. Jay’s roster, perhaps most notably in the backfield where he goes four deep. Doug Martin & Ryan Mathews might even make for a decent duo on a 12-team redraft league this year and with T.J. Yeldon and Shane Vereen backing them up it’s a competent bunch. Jimmy Graham and Julian Edelman will return from late season injuries and should provide the Scrubs with a better range of scoring outcomes. Perhaps forgotten, Markus Wheaton was very strong over the second half of last season where he played primarily in the slot; if he stays in on the inside, he could be in line for more high-end production this season. The two biggest x-factors on the roster are Terrance Williams and Chris Hogan; Williams is considered a breakout candidate by some and Hogan has generated buzz since signing with New England in March. Dan calls Dr. Jay’s roster “decent but nothing special,” also says it has “very little upside” and predicts a 5-8 season for the Scrubs. I think Jonathan can go two different with this season/franchise: Trade for an upgrade (or two) at wide receiver and try to win now or look to deal players to contenders and acquire young assets and/or draft picks. This roster has a collection of players who can help push teams over the top. Dan’s comments notwithstanding, his team and the Scrubs could greatly benefit from partnering with Jonathan in a trade.
Ideal Gas Law
Dan has done exceptional work in stockpiling assets. Over the past two years, he has added Allen Robinson, Mike Evans, Michael Floyd, Josh Gordon, Dion Lewis, Zach Ertz, and two 2017 1st round picks. What I think Dan lacked last season was an ability to understand his team as he decided to forgo a shot at the playoffs prior to being mathematically eliminated. I went back and crunched the numbers to figure out how the Gas Law’s season could have gone. I made what I thought were “logical lineup decisions” for Weeks 11-13, here are the results:
Week 11 — Ideal Gas Laws 131.7, Dr. Jay’s Scrubs 113.65 (5-6)
Week 12 — Ideal Gas Laws 149.85, Carolina Sex Panthers 105.05 (6-6)
Week 13 — Ideal Gas Laws 170.7, Bacon & Bacon & Bacon 128.1 (7-6)
(7) Ideal Gas Law (7-6) — 123.2 ppg
(8) Show Me Them TDs (7-6) — 120.97 ppg

(9) Straight Outta Somes (7-6) — 118.21 ppg
Had this (or something similar) played out, the Gas Laws would have been the league’s third highest scoring team, secured the #7 seed in the postseason and a match-up with their Week 13 opponent, Bacon. Dan’s prospects for the ‘16 season are incredibly promising, particularly due to an embarrassment of riches at wide receiver, “…[I] might be the deepest in the league with two in the top 10 [Robinson, Evans] and six in the top 30 [Hilton, Moncrief, Floyd, Gordon],” he said. And he's not wrong, either. Probably the league’s deepest WR unit. I’ll admit to having the Ideal Gas Laws pegged as my title favorite prior to Dion Lewis’s knee requiring a clean up surgery. It’s clear Dan is at least a little concerned as he now calls his RB situation “very thin” and backup Matt Jones “will likely fill in okay.” Doesn't appear to have a great deal of confidence. Personally would be exploring a WR-for-RB trade, if I were Dan. At quarterback, the IGLs again may have the best tandem out there with Russell Wilson and Tyrod Taylor, both of whom are exceptional at throwing and running with the football. Dan wanted me to make sure I mentioned his favorite player in the league Niles Paul, whom he says has “major upside” should Jordan Reed sustain another long term injury. Dan also guarantees victory over Eric in Week 12, vaulting him to division lead/win. Whether he wins the division or not, Dan is in prime position to collect ring #2 in 2016.
Hail Mary Horrors
Chips & Salsa
Before Jamaal Charles suffered a season-ending knee injury last season, Weeks 1-4, Chips & Salsa averaged a J.J. Gargantuan 138.6 points per game. Schwartz did an excellent job weathering the loss of Charles, holding off Tricky Dicks for the division title, and making it to the semi-finals last year. The standalone food group has an exciting core of receivers: Julio Jones, Marvin Jones, Allen Hurns, and Larry Fitzgerald. All four are in position for strong seasons, especially (M) Jones who is looking to breakout in Detroit. At age 31, Fitzgerald isn’t the deep threat he once was but still has value as a possession receiver and as the team’s fourth wideout you can do worse than a WR3. Charles and Giovanni Bernard make an explosive tandem, both have the big-play ability to win match-ups but Bernard is a scoring rollercoaster week to week. Jordan Reed has emerged as one of fantasy’s best tight ends and should continue putting up points in boatloads if he avoids another concussion. Last season Jameis Winston didn’t score fewer than 14 points in any game and finished the year as the QB13. If he improves even a little bit in year two, which is likely, he’ll be in the mix as a top 10 quarterback. There isn't much to note on Chips’ bench other than Theo Riddick and Kenny Britt, Riddick will see a fair amount of work in the Lions’ offense despite not being fast or good in space. Britt hasn’t been able to turn his talent into production for the majority of his NFL career — let’s find out if this year is different. Chips & Salsa isn’t as frequently mentioned with the elite teams in the league, but they're about as strong as any of them on the front line. The Hail Mary Horrors division is becoming more competitive by the off-season and the Tricky Dicks pose a formidable challenge, but I expect Schwartz to carry this group to another top-4 playoff seed.
Heart Shaped Locketts
Rusty took over a team in immense turmoil. Since the change in ownership, I think we’re beginning to see encouraging signs for the Lockett franchise, including one positive stat from las season: In five of 13 games, the team scored more than 119 points — which is only five points less than what playoff teams averaged during the regular season (124). The second-year owner is hoping to be relevant in a couple seasons and has set a few attainable goals this season to continue turning his franchise: score 1,500 points & go .500. The running back situation is the biggest roster spot working in Rusty’s favor, Adrian Peterson and Melvin Gordon could put the Locketts in the top 5 in RB scoring. Rusty project at least 800 rushing yards, 300 receiving yards on 50 catches, and more than one touchdown. That would place him around RB20 at season’s end, which would mean he outperformed his redraft ADP. Rusty is high on his WR1 Tyler Lockett, whom he expects to “explode” this season with 1,000 receiving yards on 75 catches and seven touchdowns. Those numbers would actually only put the former Kansas State star around WR20. If the Locketts’ top WR isn’t inside the top 20, they are in a heap of trouble. Behind Lockett, Mohammad Sanu, Sterling Shepard, Kendall Wright, and seemingly Terrelle Pryor will share time in the starting lineup at WR. Rusty is anticipating garbage time points for Pryor, as he believes Browns “suck nuts” and will spend most of their season playing catch up. Rusty continues his forest fire of hot takes with this steaming, flaming, burning HSO on Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo: “I think Tony Romo gets his inevitable mid-season injury early this year and the Boys put in Dak and never look back…Death to Romo, or at the very least a gruesome knee injury…I think [Dak] ends up a top 20 QB this year as long as Romo gets hurt.” We’re done here.
Speedsters
The Speedsters haven’t eclipsed more than five wins in the league’s three years of existence. They lost six of seven to open last season while scoring less than 85 points in five of those seven games. The former Champagne Champions are the only franchise to have a career average of less than 100 points per game. The 2016 season is full of youthful beginnings for Jim as he has rebuilt the offense almost entirely through the draft; using nine of 10 picks to select skill position player earlier this summer. Phillip Dorsett is fastest offensive weapon on the Colts’ roster and although he is the WR3, he could easily pop up with huge weeks during the season. Another WR3 in a high-volume passing offense is Davante Adams who, despite playing horridly efficient football, hasn’t lost his role in Green Bay. Adams had only three double-digit outputs in 13 games last season and had a miserable 5.1 yards per target average. Rookies Will Fuller, Malcolm Mitchell, and Braxton Miller all have potential for playing time this season if they can demonstrate an ability to handle NFL game speed. Both tight ends on the roster are rookies as well, Hunter Henry and Austin Hooper each sit behind veterans on the depth chart. Though calling Jacob Tamme a veteran isn’t wholly accurate, he's best described as a dad runner and is highly replaceable in the starting lineup. In the case of Henry, this is San Diego’s second attempt at finding a replacement for when Antonio Gates retires and will likely have to play behind the hall of famer for at least one year. Similar to Dr. Jay’s roster, Jim has several running backs that could be traded to considers at some point during the season. LeGarrette Blount, Buck Allen, Alfred Morris, Christine Michael all might be more helpful to playoff team while the Speedsters could collection more assets for future seasons. If Robert Griffin III plays well, perhaps he's a trade candidate as well. Much to his chagrin, Jim’s team isn’t particularly good right now but there are promising signs that wins are coming down the road.
Tricky Dicks
The Tricky Dicks’ midseason acquisitions of Demaryius Thomas and LeSean McCoy energized the roster with the hope of postseason play. It was a drastically smart move by Bob, he gave up significant assets but saw an open door to a divisional crown and went for it. Down the stretch, however, the Dicks were unlucky with scheduling and ultimately couldn’t make up the ground lost after a 1-4 start. They begin 2016 with virtually the same roster from late last year, where the starters give Bob a chance to win every week while if he is forced to dip into his bench, it gets ugly quick. Thomas has played with bad quarterbacks most of his career, Mark Sanchez’s low quality targets shouldn't inhibit his ability to produce at a high level. He finished last season as the WR12 with the ghost of Peyton Manning’s frozen arm under center. Chris Ivory is probably had for a reduction in production now that he shares a backfield with T.J. Yeldon, though Ivory should be the primary point scorer of the tandem. For my money, Jordan Matthews is the x-factor for the Dicks. If Matthews can be a WR2, it would take a great deal of pressure off McCoy and Eric Decker. Bob is excited about his team’s prospects for the upcoming season, “I am looking forward to having momentum…we just got a late start last year!”
Good luck this season, everyone!
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2015.12.23 02:50 TheNoblestSteed The #RAYD Table

As most of you know at this point every one of Ray’s streams ends with a #RAYD, where he sends all of us to another streamer in an effort to spread the streaming love. At this point there have been numerous streamers in the spotlight and there’s a good chance some of these amazing people have gone under your radar. That’s where this post comes in. This is a giant table that gives a brief synopsis of EVERY streamer that Ray has #RAYDed since his debut as an official Twitch partner. Whenever a new streamer is #RAYDed they will promptly be added to the bottom of the list. That way everyone can stay up to date with the spotlighted streamers. I will also be updating the recent games played and other slight changes for each streamer at the beginning of every month. Hope you enjoy!
 
Streamer Info Schedule
TinaDayton Tina is a variety streamer through and through. She has played countless games over her streaming history. She swaps between Xbox 360, Xbox One, and PC games. Some of her recent hits have been Minecraft on her subscriber only server, board games with her friends, Factorio, PvZ: Garden Warfare 2, and The Division. Friday - Tuesday, starting at 4:00pm CST.
Teawrex TTeawrex is mainly a Destiny streamer. He streams both PvE and PvP aspects of the game. He sometimes plays solo, but he frequently does the Nightfall strikes, Raids, and Crucible with either chat or other streamers. If he isn’t fighting back the Darkness in Destiny, then he is probably wandering the quarantined New York City in The Division. He’s also started up a podcast with his brother ProfessorBroman, and guests, about streaming. Every day for at least 6 hours, but stream times vary.
Witwix Witwix is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The game that he has been speedrunning recently has been Super Mario 64 - 70 Stars. The games that he has been playing casually are Super Mario Maker, Rock Band 4, Path of Exile, and Albion Online. Stream days and times are varied.
Geoff Geoff is primarily a Super Monkey Ball Deluxe speedrunner. Recently if he hasn’t been playing his trademark game, he can be found playing Pokemon X/Y and Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire or GTA V. Everyday, but one day a week and the times are from 6:00pm - 2:00am EST.
kaceytron Kaceytron is most notable for being a League of Legends streamer. Recently, if she hasn’t been playing LoL, she’s been playing either Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, H1Z1, or Fallout 4. Wednesday – Sunday, 5:00pm – 9:00pm CST. Sundays are sub days.
ProfessorBroman Broman is a Destiny streamer and plays it every day. He plays every aspect of it, Nightfall strikes, Raids, Prison of Elders, Crucible, Trials of Osiris, you name it. He’s also started up a podcast with his brother Teawrex, and guests, about streaming. Streams from Sunday - Friday, starting at 11:00am EST.
AlfredoPlays Alfredo is a variety streamer that usually sticks to the newest releases. The two main titles that have been taking over his channel are Rainbow Six: Siege and Destiny. Weekdays starting at 5:00pm PST. Times on the weekend vary, but no later than 5:00pm PST.
Calebhart42 Caleb is a Mega Man X speedrunner, which includes the entire “X” series, not just the first one. He also speedruns Pokemon blue, while playing JRPGs like Final Fantasy VI or VII. He also makes some very impressive Perlers on top of that. Monday - Thursdays may start before 8:00pm CST. Fridays around 3:00pm or 4:00pm. Sundays starts between 12:00pm and 3:00pm.
Stallion83 Stallion is the world's biggest variety streamer. For those of you that don't know, he is the person with the highest gamerscore on Xbox Live. Just clocking in at over 1,240,000 GS. Some of his recent hits have been Star Wars Batllefront, Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, Just Cause 3, and Metal Gear Solid V:The Phantom Pain. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday from 11:00am - 5:00pm EST. Wednesday from 2:00pm - 10:00pm, Friday from 6:00pm - 11:00pm, and Saturday from 11:00am - 2:00pm. No streams on Sunday.
firedragon764 Most people just call him FiFi and he is a Luigi's Mansion and Super Mario Sunshine speedrunner. He is also known to speedrun Mario Kart 64 and Splatoon. On top of all of that, he mixes in some casual fun as well. Stream days and times are varied.
ProAceJOKER ProAceJOKER is a Halo speedrunner. He speedruns Halo - Halo 4 and they are usually on the Legendary difficulty. With Halo 5’s release, he’s been playing a lot of that as well. If he hasn’t been playing Halo, Joker has been playing either Just Cause 3 or Fallout 4. All days, but Saturday and starting at 4:00pm PST.
CloakedYoshi Yoshi is a seriously dedicated streamer. He's been streaming EVERY DAY since May 27th, 2013. Anyway, he is a Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario 64 speedrunner. Recently, if he hasn’t been speedrunning, he has been playing a lot of Super Mario Maker or Minecraft. Everyday, but stream times vary.
DansGaming Dan is a variety streamer. Recently he has been playing games like the Hearthstone, the Uncharted series, Divinity: Original Sin, and Xenoblade Chronicles X. An actual schedule with games can be found here
KingGothalion Goth is one of the top people when it comes to being a Destiny streamer. He does pretty much everything, but is notorious for doing his "Melee/Grenade only" Trials of Osiris games. Recently he has been taking up other titles like Xenoblade Chronicles X and starting up the Mass Effect series. Monday - Saturday, live by 8:30am EST and possibly 8:00pm for later streams..
TomFawkes Tom is a Nintendo and variety streamer. He's known for Mario Kart and Smash Bros., but there is so much more. He has dedicated days to the Monster Rancher series and Wii Fit U. On top of that he has other days set aside for a litenany of other random games. Tuesday - Sunday, usually runs from 7:00pm - 11:00pm EST.
leahloveschief Leah is a Destiny streamer and she's always playing with chat by either doing Raids or Crucible with her viewers on both the Xbox One and PS4. Recently when she’s been taking a break from Destiny, it has been in either Skyrim, Fallout 4, or Star Wars Battlefront. Everyday, starting from around 8:00pm GMT.
Spooleo Most of you know him as Spoole from Funhaus, but he's also a variety streamer. Recently the games that he has been playing are Fallout 4, Garry’s Mod, and Overwatch. Also he has his own TeamSpeak server, along with an Ark and GMOD server. Every day, but Tuesday and Saturday from 8:30pm to 11:30pm+ PST. Sunday streams are longer than the others.
Jendenise Jen is most known as a Bloodborne and Dark Souls II streamer. She usually sticks to the PvP aspects of all of those games. If she’s down invading the realms of others’ in those games, then recently she has been playing either Fallout 4 or Destiny. Usually streams late at night or early in the morning PST and goes for about 8 hours.
Gc4ever4001 GC aka "Gamecube" is a Luigi's Mansion speedrunner. He also plays some games casually on the side. These tend to be either The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Mario Party games, or Undertale. Stream days and times are varied.
Andy Andy is mainly a Link to the Past speedrunner. If he’s not playing that, then recently he has been playing Super Mario World, Shovel Knight, Super Mario Maker, and Rocket League. Just a heads up, he is REALLY good at Rocket League. Stream days and times are varied.
LacedUpLauren Lauren is most notably a Destiny streamer and loves her chat immensely. If she isn't playing Destiny, it's safe to assume that's she's playing a FPS of some sort, as that is her bread and butter. Recently her game outside of Destiny has been Black Ops III. Monday - Saturday at 8:00pm EST.
360chrism Chrism is a Super Mario, Pikmin, and Pokemon speedrunner. When I say "Super Mario" I mean it. He's done Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Galaxy 2, not to mention all of the Pikmins too boot. Lately he has been casually playing Splatoon and Super Mario Maker as well. Every day, but Thursday and start times are 6:00pm CET.
lolRenaynay Renay is a variety streamer. Recently the two AAA hits of Fallout 4 and Black Ops III have taken over her channel. She's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers EatMyDiction1 and GassyMexican, called "F***ed Up Friday!" Monday to Thursday, starting around 5:30pm PST. Friday streams start at 7:30pm.
KindaFunnyGames KindaFunnyGames is a group of four friends that are both podcast and variety streamers. Their streams can be broken up into two categories. The first is "Collin and Greg Live", which is the podcast part, while the other is streaming a various game in the afternoon. An example of this recently has been Fallout 4. Monday - Friday, Colin and Greg Live - 11 am PDT. Streaming Some Games - 2:00pm PDT.
EatMyDiction1 Diction is a variety streamer and he usually sticks to newer releases over older ones. Recently the games that he has been playing are Fallout 4, Star Citizen, Guilty Gear XRD -SIGN-, Rainbow Six Siege, and The Forest. He's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers lolRenaynay and Gassymexican called, "F***ed Up Friday!" Monday, Tuesday, Thursday starts at 5:00pm PST. Wednesday starts at 3:00pm PST. Friday starts around 7:30pm PST.
kungfufruitcup Fruitcup is a Kirby 64 speedrunner and she really likes the Kingdom Hearts series as well. Some of her recent games have been Spyro the Dragon, Tales of Graces, Sonic Adventure, and Undertale. On top of this, she often has a bunny cam of her bunny Baldwin. Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday streams run from 9:00pm - 2:00am EST. Friday stream times are more varied.
Giantwaffle Waffle is a variety streamer. Minecraft has taken over his streams lately. He’s been playing the Feed The Beast: Infinity Evolved mod on the PC. Some other games that he has been playing have been League of Legends and Albion Online. Stream days and times are varied.
Projared Jared is a variety streamer and most of you probably know him from YouTube. The games played can vary from Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Stream days and times are varied.
striker Striker is a Star Wars speedrunner. This includes the Super Star Wars series, Batllefront 2, and Shadows of the Empire. He’s also been playing a lot of Star Wars Battlefront recently. That's not all he does though. Striker frequently hosts "Striker Serenades", which is him playing his guitar for the stream. How good is he? Well he recently dropped an EP and it is stellar. Monday - Thursday, starting around 11:30pm EST. Striker Serenades are on Friday, 10:00 EST.
CarcinogenSDA Carcinogen is a Resident Evil streamer. The most common ones are Resident Evil and Resident Evil 3. The other Resident Evils make their appearances from time to time as well. Recently other games that he has been playing are H1Z1, with some brief appearances of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Maker. Friday - Tuesday starting at 3:00pm EST.
itsDatto Datto is a Destiny streamer and someone else you probably recognize from Youtube. Recently if he hasn’t been streaming Destiny, he has been streaming some Dungeons & Dragons, Paladins, or Rock Band 4. Tuesdays at 2:00pm Pacific is Raid night. Rest of the week stream time is varied.
sheenaduquette Sheena is a variety streamer of sorts. She mostly sticks to League of Legends, Guild Wars 2, or story based games like JRPGs. On top of that, Sheena is an incredibly skilled cosplayer and streams her crafting or her progress with certain projects. Her stream schedule can be found here.
pcull44444 Pcull is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The game that he has recently been speedrunning is Curse of Issyos. In addition to that he has been casually playing Mario Party 7, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Star Wars Battlefront, and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. Stream days and times are varied.
Charionna Charionna is a Destiny streamer. He streams all aspects of the game, especially Trials of Osiris. If you like competitive Crucible play, this channel is worth checking out. He also has been casually playing Xenoblade Chronicles X. Every day, but stream start times vary between 4:00pm to 8:00pm EST.
mecharichter Mecharichter is a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night speedrunner. Recently he has been playing Dynamite Headdy and Fallout 4. He also makes some very impressive Perlers on top of that. Stream days and times are varied.
misskaddykins Misskaddykins is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The two games that she speedruns are Octodad: Deadlist Catch and Luigi's Mansion. The casual games that she’s been playing are Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection, and Fallout 4. The stream days vary, but the time is usually from 6:00pm to 12:00am EST.
MsTeamKK KK is a daily Destiny streamer. There's a lot of Crucible gameplay on her channel, especially during the weekends. She is often playing Trials of Osiris with either other streamers or friends of hers. There is also plenty of PvE content on her channel as well. Stream days and times are varied.
TheGreatGildersneeze Gildersneeze is primarily a Clash at Demonhead speedrunner. When he's not doing that, he's living it up as a variety streamer. Recently these games have included Just Cause 3, Trials Fusion, Crypt of the Necrodancer, and Shadow Complex. A schedule can be found here and the stream times are from 10:30pm to 3:30am EST.
PJDiCesare PJ is a variety speedrunner, meaning that he has 40+ different speedruns under his belt. Some of PJ’s recent games have been Rare Replay, Shovel Knight, Gauntlet, and Battleblock Theater. Stream days and times are varied.
MissEllaCronin Ella is primarily a GTA V streamer. If she's not causing mass mayhem in Los Santos, then she's either purging the darkness in Destiny or mowing down Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront. Monday - Friday, streams start around 10:00pm GMT.
GameJ06 Big Jon is a variety speedrunner. The games that he has been speedrunning recently are Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels, Super Mario 64, and Mega Man I/II/1/2/X. The games that he’s been playing casually have been Super Mario Maker and The Price is Right. He also likes to play game shows games, such as The Price is Right and Wheel of Fortune on stream. Stream days and times are varied, but they lean towards evenings in EST.
GassyMexican GassyMexican is a variety streamer. Recently his range of games have been The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare, H1Z1, Rainbow SIx: Siege, Just Cause 3, and Cards Against Humanity. He's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers lolRenaynay and EatMyDiction1, called "F***ed Up Friday!" Stream days and times are varied.
RWhiteGoose Goose is mainly a GoldenEye 007 speedrunner. He secondaries Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Perfect Dark, and Mario Golf. If he's not speedrunning, then he's painting the town in Splatoon or playing Overwatch. Stream days and times are varied.
Rebelize Rebelize is a Destiny streamer and is someone that’s probably appeared on your radar if you’ve watched other Destiny streamers. He’s pretty much one the go-to guys when it comes to assembling curb stomping fireteams. When he hasn’t been playing Destiny, he’s been playing Paladins, Tales of Zestiria, and Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward. Stream days and times are varied.
JonRisinger Jon is a variety streamer and most of you probably know him from Rooster Teeth’s “On The Spot” show. Smite is arguably his favorite game to stream. When he isn’t clashing with the gods, then recently he’s been playing Star Wars Battlefront, Fallout 4, or RWBY: Grimm Eclipse. Stream days and times are varied.
AlaskanSavage AlaskanSavage is a variety streamer and he plays a wide range of genres. Some of the games that he has been playing recently are Turok Remastered, XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Doom 3, Bloodborne: The Old Hunters, and Just Cause 3. Six days a week, starting at 10:00pm PST.
TripleWRECKTV Triple is a Destiny streamer and he mostly sticks to playing in the Crucible. He’s a man that’s hit the #1 ranked spot in several areas of Crucible, so suffice to say you’ll see him do some very impressive plays. Recently is he hasn’t been playing Destiny, he’s been playing either Star Wars Battlefront or the Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End Multiplayer Beta. Stream days and times are varied.
JoshOrnelas Josh is a variety streamer, but his favorite game to play is arguably Super Smash Bros. Besides that, he has recently been playing Metal Gear Solid V, Black Ops III, and Pneuma: Breath of Life. Stream days and times are varied.
Cryaotic Cryaotic is a variety streamer and his repertoire of games is widely varied. Some of his recent hits have been Super Smash Bros., Garry’s Mod, Battlefield Hardline, Earth Defense Force, and Battleborn: The Old Hunters. Stream days and times are varied.
RitzPlays Ritz is a variety streamer. He can range from first person shooters to turn based strategy games. Some of the games that he’s been streaming recently have been Just Cause 3, Black Ops III, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, and Fallout 4. Stream days and times are varied.
CobaltStreak Cobalt is a The Binding of Isaac streamer and is very skilled I might add. Since it’s release, he’s been constantly playing the Afterbirth installment of the series. Recently, if he hasn’t been playing The Binding of Isaac, he has been playing either XCOM: Enemy Within or Rockband 4. Stream days and times are varied.
V5AT V5AT is a Call of Duty Zombies streamer. Sometimes he plays the Multiplayer, but his true skill shines when he plays the zombie game modes. Since it’s release, he’s been playing Black Ops III exclusively and has been making the zombie horde look more like an army of chihuahuas. Stream days and times are varied.
iateyourpie He is a Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, and Mega Man X2 speedrunner. The casual games that he’s been streaming are Runescape, Super Mario Maker, and Pokemon Emerald/Crystal. He is also very knowledgeable with the streaming environment in general. Every day except Wednesday and Sunday, starting between 8:00pm - 10:00pm EST.
Fallingcow Most people call him “Gunny” though and he is a Destiny streamer. If you’ve watched some of the top Destiny streamers, you’ve probably seen him. Gunny is a Destiny streamer and streams all facets of the game, from hard mode raids to Trials of Osiris. When he hasn’t been Destiny, he’s been playing Fallout 4 recently. Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday streams are from 8:00pm - 12:00am+. Streams on Saturday are from 5:00pm - 10:00pm+.
Cirno_TV Cirno is a speedrunner and variety streamer . These include Portal, Super Meat Boy, Dark Souls, Soma, and Half-Life. If he’s not speedrunning any of those games, then Cirno is probably playing some Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F 2nd. Come for the speedruns, but stay for the vocaloid dancing action. All days, but Thursday and starting around 5:00pm EST.
Yuna92Raichu Yuna is a speedrunner and variety streamer. She has been known to speedrun Earthbound, Final Fantasy X-2, and Donkey Kong 64. On top of that, Yuna has also has been playing Pokemon Trading Card Game Online and Undertale when she hasn’t been speedrunning. Stream days and times are varied.
APlatypuss Most people just call him Max, but he is a League of Legends streamer. He’s either playing with his chat or broadcasting other games and shout-casting them. On top of that, he has some of the best Twitch Alerts across all of Twitch itself. Streams every day but Friday/Saturday and usually starts to stream around 7:00pm PST.
FuturemanGaming Futureman is a variety streamer and he plays a wide range of games. Just some of his recent games have been Fallout 4, Doom, Ultra Street Fighter IV, To The Moon, Bloodborne, Star Wars Battlefront. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday starting at 2:00pm EST. Saturday stream times are varied.
teabeestone She is a creative streamer and usually when she streams, she’s streaming her drawing, but she’s streamed the occasional game as well. Let’s be honest though, if you’ve seen some of her work, these are far from mere “doodles”. She has some serious talent and if you’d like to see it, check out either her tumblr or Twitter. Stream days and times are varied.
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2015.12.17 06:55 TheNoblestSteed The #RAYD table 2.0

As most of you know at this point every one of Ray’s streams ends with a #RAYD, where he sends all of us to another streamer in an effort to spread the streaming love. At this point there have been numerous streamers in the spotlight and there’s a good chance some of these amazing people have gone under your radar. That’s where this post comes in. This is a giant table that gives a brief synopsis of EVERY streamer that Ray has #RAYDed since his debut as an official Twitch partner. Whenever a new streamer is #RAYDed they will promptly be added to the bottom of the list. That way everyone can stay up to date with the spotlighted streamers. I will also be updating the recent games played and other slight changes for each streamer at the beginning of every month. Hope you enjoy!
 
Streamer Info Schedule
TinaDayton Tina is a variety streamer through and through. She has played countless games over her streaming history. She swaps between Xbox 360, Xbox One, and PC games. Some of her recent hits have been Minecraft on her subscriber only server, Mass Effect 1 & 2, and board games with her friends. She's also known to have "chill" streams where people can request songs to be played while she plays an easy going game. Everyday, but Sunday and Wednesday. The streams usually start at 4:00pm CST.
Teawrex Teawrex is mainly a Destiny streamer. He streams both PvE and PvP aspects of the game. He sometimes plays solo, but he frequently does the Nightfall strikes, Raids, and Crucible with either chat or other streamers. If he isn’t fighting back the Darkness in Destiny, then he is probably wandering the Bostonian wasteland of Fallout 4. He’s also started up a podcast with his brother ProfessorBroman, and guests, about streaming. Everyday for at least 6 hours, but stream times vary.
Witwix Witwix is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The game that he has been speedrunning recently has been Super Mario 64 - 70 Stars. The games that he has been playing casually are Super Mario Maker, Rock Band 4, Path of Exile, and Albion Online. Stream days and times are varied.
Geoff Geoff is primarily a Super Monkey Ball Deluxe speedrunner. Recently if he hasn’t been playing his trademark game, he can be found playing Pokemon X/Y and Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire or Super Mario Maker. Stream days and times are varied.
kaceytron Kaceytron is most notable for being a League of Legends streamer. Recently, if she hasn’t been playing LoL, she’s been playing either Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, H1Z1, or Fallout 4. Wednesday – Sunday, 5:00pm – 9:00pm CST. Sundays are sub days.
ProfessorBroman Broman is a Destiny streamer and plays it every day. He plays every aspect of it, Nightfall strikes, Raids, Prison of Elders, Crucible, Trials of Osiris, you name it. He’s also started up a podcast with his brother Teawrex, and guests, about streaming. Streams from Sunday - Friday, starting at 11:00am EST.
AlfredoPlays Alfredo is a variety streamer that usually sticks to the newest releases. The two main titles that have been taking over his channel are Rainbow Six: Siege and Destiny. Weekdays starting at 5:00pm PST. Times on the weekend vary, but no later than 5:00pm PST.
Calebhart42 Caleb is a Mega Man X speedrunner, which includes the entire “X” series, not just the first one. He also speedruns Pokemon blue, while playing JRPGs like Final Fantasy VI or VII. He also makes some very impressive Perlers on top of that. Monday - Thursdays may start before 8:00pm CST. Fridays around 3:00pm or 4:00pm. Sundays starts between 12:00pm and 3:00pm.
Stallion83 Stallion is the world's biggest variety streamer. For those of you that don't know, he is the person with the highest gamerscore on Xbox Live. Just clocking in at over 1,240,000 GS. Some of his recent hits have been Star Wars Batllefront, Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, Just Cause 3, and Metal Gear Solid V:The Phantom Pain. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday from 11:00am - 5:00pm EST. Wednesday from 2:00pm - 10:00pm, Friday from 6:00pm - 11:00pm, and Saturday from 11:00am - 2:00pm. No streams on Sunday.
firedragon764 Most people just call him FiFi and he is a Luigi's Mansion and Super Mario Sunshine speedrunner. He is also known to speedrun Mario Kart 64 and Splatoon. On top of all of that, he mixes in some casual fun as well. Stream days and times are varied.
ProAceJOKER ProAceJOKER is a Halo speedrunner. He speedruns Halo - Halo 4 and they are usually on the Legendary difficulty. With Halo 5’s release, he’s been playing a lot of that as well. If he hasn’t been playing Halo, Joker has been playing either Just Cause 3 or Fallout 4. All days, but Saturday and starting at 4:00pm PST.
CloakedYoshi Yoshi is a seriously dedicated streamer. He's been streaming EVERY DAY since May 27th, 2013. Anyway, he is a Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario 64 speedrunner. Recently, if he hasn’t been speedrunning, he has been playing a lot of Super Mario Maker or Minecraft. Everyday, but stream times vary.
DansGaming Dan is a variety streamer. Recently he has been playing games like the Hearthstone, the Uncharted series, Divinity: Original Sin, and Xenoblade Chronicles X. An actual schedule with games can be found here
KingGothalion Goth is one of the top people when it comes to being a Destiny streamer. He does pretty much everything, but is notorious for doing his "Melee/Grenade only" Trials of Osiris games. Recently he has been taking up other titles like Xenoblade Chronicles X and starting up the Mass Effect series. Monday - Saturday, live by 8:30am EST and possibly 8:00pm for later streams..
TomFawkes Tom is a Nintendo and variety streamer. He's known for Mario Kart and Smash Bros., but there is so much more. He has dedicated days to the Monster Rancher series and Wii Fit U. On top of that he has other days set aside for a litenany of other random games. Tuesday - Sunday, usually runs from 7:00pm - 11:00pm EST.
leahloveschief Leah is a Destiny streamer and she's always playing with chat by either doing Raids or Crucible with her viewers on both the Xbox One and PS4. Recently when she’s been taking a break from Destiny, it has been in either Skyrim, Fallout 4, or Star Wars Battlefront. Everyday, starting from around 8:00pm GMT.
Spooleo Most of you know him as Spoole from Funhaus, but he's also a variety streamer. Recently the games that he has been playing are Fallout 4, Garry’s Mod, and Overwatch. Also he has his own TeamSpeak server, along with an Ark and GMOD server. Every day, but Tuesday and Saturday from 8:30pm to 11:30pm+ PST. Sunday streams are longer than the others.
Jendenise Jen is most known as a Bloodborne and Dark Souls II streamer. She usually sticks to the PvP aspects of all of those games. If she’s down invading the realms of others’ in those games, then recently she has been playing either Fallout 4 or Destiny. Usually streams late at night or early in the morning PST and goes for about 8 hours.
Gc4ever4001 GC aka "Gamecube" is a Luigi's Mansion speedrunner. He also plays some games casually on the side. These tend to be either The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Mario Party games, or Undertale. Stream days and times are varied.
Andy Andy is mainly a Link to the Past speedrunner. If he’s not playing that, then recently he has been playing Super Mario World, Shovel Knight, Super Mario Maker, and Rocket League. Just a heads up, he is REALLY good at Rocket League. Stream days and times are varied.
Laced_Up_Lauren Lauren is most notably a Destiny streamer and loves her chat immensely. If she isn't playing Destiny, it's safe to assume that's she's playing a FPS of some sort, as that is her bread and butter. Recently her game outside of Destiny has been Black Ops III. Monday - Saturday at 8:00pm EST.
360chrism Chrism is a Super Mario, Pikmin, and Pokemon speedrunner. When I say "Super Mario" I mean it. He's done Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Galaxy 2, not to mention all of the Pikmins too boot.. Lately he has been casually playing Splatoon and Super Mario Maker as well. Every day, but Thursday and start times are 6:00pm CET.
lolReynaynay Renay is a variety streamer. Recently the two AAA hits of Fallout 4 and Black Ops III have taken over her channel. She's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers EatMyDiction1 and GassyMexican, called "F***ed Up Friday!" Monday to Thursday, starting around 5:30pm PST. Friday streams start at 7:30pm.
KindaFunnyGames KindaFunnyGames is a group of four friends that are both podcast and variety streamers. Their streams can be broken up into two categories. The first is "Collin and Greg Live", which is the podcast part, while the other is streaming a various game in the afternoon. An example of this recently has been Fallout 4. Monday - Friday, Colin and Greg Live - 11 am PDT. Streaming Some Games - 2:00pm PDT.
EatMyDiction1 Diction is a variety streamer and he usually sticks to newer releases over older ones. Recently the games that he has been playing are Fallout 4, Star Citizen, Guilty Gear XRD -SIGN-, Rainbow Six Siege, and The Forest. He's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers lolRenaynay and Gassymexican called, "F***ed Up Friday!" Monday, Tuesday, Thursday starts at 5:00pm PST. Wednesday starts at 3:00pm PST. Friday starts around 7:30pm PST.
kungfufruitcup Fruitcup is a Kirby 64 speedrunner and she really likes the Kingdom Hearts series as well. Some of her recent games have been Spyro the Dragon, Tales of Graces, Sonic Adventure, and Undertale. On top of this, she often has a bunny cam of her bunny Baldwin. Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday streams run from 9:00pm - 2:00am EST. Friday stream times are more varied.
Giantwaffle Waffle is a variety streamer. Minecraft has taken over his streams lately. He’s been playing the Feed The Beast: Infinity Evolved mod on the PC. Some other games that he has been playing have been League of Legends and Albion Online. Stream days and times are varied.
Projared Jared is a variety streamer and most of you probably know him from YouTube. The games played can vary from Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Stream days and times are varied.
striker Striker is a Star Wars speedrunner. This includes the Super Star Wars series, Batllefront 2, and Shadows of the Empire. He’s also been playing a lot of Star Wars Battlefront recently. That's not all he does though. Striker frequently hosts "Striker Serenades", which is him playing his guitar for the stream. How good is he? Well he recently dropped an EP and it is stellar. Monday - Thursday, starting around 11:30pm EST. Striker Serenades are on Friday, 10:00 EST.
CarcinogenSDA Carcinogen is a Resident Evil streamer. The most common ones are Resident Evil and Resident Evil 3. The other Resident Evils make their appearances from time to time as well. Recently other games that he has been playing are H1Z1, with some brief appearances of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Maker. Friday - Tuesday starting at 3:00pm EST.
itsDatto Datto is a Destiny streamer and someone else you probably recognize from Youtube. Recently if he hasn’t been streaming Destiny, he has been streaming some Dungeons & Dragons, Paladins, or Rock Band 4. Tuesdays at 2:00pm Pacific is Raid night. Rest of the week stream time is varied.
sheenaduquette Sheena is a variety streamer of sorts. She mostly sticks to League of Legends, Guild Wars 2, or story based games like JRPGs. On top of that, Sheena is an incredibly skilled cosplayer and streams her crafting or her progress with certain projects. Her stream schedule can be found here.
pcull44444 Pcull is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The game that he has recently been speedrunning is Curse of Issyos. In addition to that he has been casually playing Mario Party 7, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Star Wars Battlefront, and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. Stream days and times are varied.
Charionna Charionna is a Destiny streamer. He streams all aspects of the game, especially Trials of Osiris. If you like competitive Crucible play, this channel is worth checking out. He also has been casually playing Xenoblade Chronicles X. Every day, but stream start times vary between 4:00pm to 8:00pm EST.
mecharichter Mecharichter is a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night speedrunner. Recently he has been playing Dynamite Headdy and Fallout 4. He also makes some very impressive Perlers on top of that. Stream days and times are varied.
missaddykins Missaddykins is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The two games that she speedruns are Octodad: Deadlist Catch and Luigi's Mansion. The casual games that she’s been playing are Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection, and Fallout 4. The stream days vary, but the time is usually from 6:00pm to12:00am EST.
MsTeamKK KK is a daily Destiny streamer. There's a lot of Crucible gameplay on her channel, especially during the weekends. She is often playing Trials of Osiris with either other streamers or friends of hers. There is also plenty of PvE content on her channel as well. Stream days and times are varied.
TheGreatGildersneeze Gildersneeze is primarily a Clash at Demonhead speedrunner. When he's not doing that, he's living it up as a variety streamer. Recently these games have included Just Cause 3, Trials Fusion, Crypt of the Necrodancer, and Shadow Complex. A schedule can be found here and the stream times are from 10:30pm to 3:30am EST.
PJDiCesare PJ is a variety speedrunner, meaning that he has 40+ different speedruns under his belt. Some of PJ’s recent games have been Rare Replay, Shovel Knight, Gauntlet, and Battleblock Theater. Stream days and times are varied.
MissEllaCronin Ella is primarily a GTA V streamer. If she's not causing mass mayhem in Los Santos, then she's either purging the darkness in Destiny or mowing down Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront. Monday - Friday, streams start around 10:00pm GMT.
GameJ06 Big Jon is a variety speedrunner. The games that he has been speedrunning recently are Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels, Super Mario 64, and Mega Man I/II/1/2/X. The games that he’s been playing casually have been Super Mario Maker and The Price is Right. He also likes to play game shows games, such as The Price is Right and Wheel of Fortune on stream. Stream days and times are varied, but they lean towards evenings in EST.
GassyMexican GassyMexican is a variety streamer. Recently his range of games have been The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare, H1Z1, Rainbow SIx: Siege, Just Cause 3, and Cards Against Humanity. He's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers lolRenaynay and EatMyDiction1, called "F***ed Up Friday!" Stream days and times are varied.
RWhiteGoose Goose is mainly a GoldenEye 007 speedrunner. He secondaries Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Perfect Dark, and Mario Golf. If he's not speedrunning, then he's painting the town in Splatoon or playing Overwatch. Stream days and times are varied.
Rebelize Rebelize is a Destiny streamer and is someone that’s probably appeared on your radar if you’ve watched other Destiny streamers. He’s pretty much one the go-to guys when it comes to assembling curb stomping fireteams. When he hasn’t been playing Destiny, he’s been playing Paladins, Tales of Zestiria, and Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward. Stream days and times are varied.
JonRisinger Jon is a variety streamer and most of you probably know him from Rooster Teeth’s “On The Spot” show. Smite is arguably his favorite game to stream. When he isn’t clashing with the gods, then recently he’s been playing Star Wars Battlefront, Fallout 4, or RWBY: Grimm Eclipse. Stream days and times are varied.
AlaskanSavage AlaskanSavage is a variety streamer and he plays a wide range of genres. Some of the games that he has been playing recently are Turok Remastered, XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Doom 3, Bloodborne: The Old Hunters, and Just Cause 3. Six days a week, starting at 10:00pm PST.
TripleWRECKTV Triple is a Destiny streamer and he mostly sticks to playing in the Crucible. He’s a man that’s hit the #1 ranked spot in several areas of Crucible, so suffice to say you’ll see him do some very impressive plays. Recently is he hasn’t been playing Destiny, he’s been playing either Star Wars Battlefront or the Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End Multiplayer Beta. Stream days and times are varied.
JoshOrnelas Josh is a variety streamer, but his favorite game to play is arguably Super Smash Bros. Besides that, he has recently been playing Metal Gear Solid V, Black Ops III, and Pneuma: Breath of Life. Stream days and times are varied.
Cryaotic Cryaotic is a variety streamer and his repertoire of games is widely varied. Some of his recent hits have been Super Smash Bros., Garry’s Mod, Battlefield Hardline, Earth Defense Force, and Battleborn: The Old Hunters. Stream days and times are varied.
RitzPlays Ritz is a variety streamer. He can range from first person shooters to turn based strategy games. Some of the games that he’s been streaming recently have been Just Cause 3, Black Ops III, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, and Fallout 4. Stream days and times are varied.
CobaltStreak Cobalt is a The Binding of Isaac streamer and is very skilled I might add. Since it’s release, he’s been constantly playing the Afterbirth installment of the series. Recently, if he hasn’t been playing The Binding of Isaac, he has been playing either XCOM: Enemy Within or Rockband 4. Stream days and times are varied.
V5AT V5AT is a Call of Duty Zombies streamer. Sometimes he plays the Multiplayer, but his true skill shines when he plays the zombie game modes. Since it’s release, he’s been playing Black Ops III exclusively and has been making the zombie horde look more like an army of chihuahuas. Stream days and times are varied.
iateyourpie He is a Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, and Mega Man X2 speedrunner. The casual games that he’s been streaming are Runescape, Super Mario Maker, and Pokemon Emerald/Crystal. He is also very knowledgeable with the streaming environment in general. Every day except Wednesday and Sunday, starting between 8:00pm - 10:00pm EST.
Fallingcow Most people call him “Gunny” though and he is a Destiny streamer. If you’ve watched some of the top Destiny streamers, you’ve probably seen him. Gunny is a Destiny streamer and streams all facets of the game, from hard mode raids to Trials of Osiris. When he hasn’t been Destiny, he’s been playing Fallout 4 recently. Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday streams are from 8:00pm - 12:00am+. Streams on Saturday are from 5:00pm - 10:00pm+.
Cirno_TV Cirno is a speedrunner and variety streamer . These include Portal, Super Meat Boy, Dark Souls, Soma, and Half-Life. If he’s not speedrunning any of those games, then Cirno is probably playing some Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F 2nd. Come for the speedruns, but stay for the vocaloid dancing action. All days, but Thursday and starting around 5:00pm EST.
Yuna92Raichu Yuna is a speedrunner and variety streamer. She has been known to speedrun Earthbound, Final Fantasy X-2, and Donkey Kong 64. On top of that, Yuna has also has been playing Pokemon Trading Card Game Online and Undertale when she hasn’t been speedrunning. Stream days and times are varied.
APlatypuss Most people just call him Max, but he is a League of Legends streamer. He’s either playing with his chat or broadcasting other games and shout-casting them. On top of that, he has some of the best Twitch Alerts across all of Twitch itself. Stream days and times are varied.
FuturemanGaming Futureman is a variety streamer and he plays a wide range of games. Just some of his recent games have been Fallout 4, Doom, Ultra Street Fighter IV, To The Moon, Bloodborne, Star Wars Battlefront. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday starting at 2:00pm EST. Saturday stream times are varied.
teabeestone She is a creative streamer and usually when she streams, she’s streaming her drawing, but she’s streamed the occasional game as well. Let’s be honest though, if you’ve seen some of her work, these are far from mere “doodles”. She has some serious talent and if you’d like to see it, check out either her tumblr or Twitter. Stream days and times are varied.
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2015.09.01 07:23 TheNoblestSteed The #RAYD Mega table

As most of you know at this point, every one of Ray’s streams ends with a #RAYD, where he sends all of us to another streamer in a hope to spread the streaming love. At this point there have been numerous streamers in the spotlight and there’s a good chance some of these amazing people have gone under your radar. That’s where this post comes in. This is a giant table that gives a brief synopsis of EVERY streamer Ray has #RAYDed since his debut as an official Twitch partner. Whenever a new streamer is #RAYDed they will promptly be added to the bottom of the list. That way everyone can stay up to date with the spotlighted streamers.
 
Streamer Info Schedule
TinaDayton Tina is a variety streamer through and through. She has played countless games over her streaming history. She swaps between Xbox 360, Xbox One, and PC games. To name off a few, some of her favorite games to stream are Skyrim, Sims 4, and games with chat. She's also known to have "chill" streams where people can request songs to be played while she plays an easy going game. Everyday, but Tuesday and Friday. The stream times vary.
Teawrex Teawrex is mainly a Destiny streamer. He streams both PvE and PvP aspects of the game. He sometimes plays solo, but he frequently does the Nightfall strikes, Raids, and Crucible with chat. Plus, every weekend he's tearing it up in the Trials of Osiris gametype. When he isn't playing Destiny, he's doing full playthroughs of games like Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas. Everyday, for at least 6 hours. Start time varies around midmorning CST.
Witwix Witwix is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. His notable speedruns are Mario 64 70 Star runs, Jet Set Radio Any %, and Boshy 100/Any%. When he’s not speedrunning, the games can range from Guitar Hero 3, H1Z1, Rocket League, and GTA V. Doesn't have a schedule set in stone, but streams frequently.
Geoff Geoff is primarily a speedrunner of Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. When he’s not speedrunning he’s either playing racing games or a variety of other games. Recently that’s been GTA V and practicing speedrunning Super Mario Galaxy 2 . Tuesday - Sunday, starts around 4:30pm EST.
kaceytron Kaceytron is most notable for being a League of Legends streamer. When she isn’t playing that she’s either playing games of her choice, like Hearthstone, or doing her weekly subscriber only stream. Wednesday – Sunday, 5:00pm – 9:00pm CST.
ProfessorBroman Broman is a Destiny streamer and plays it every day. He plays every aspect of it, Nightfall strikes, Raids, Prison of Elders, Crucible, Trials of Osiris, you name it. Even doing to occasional bounty. Streams almost every day, starting around 11:00am EST.
AlfredoPlays Alfredo is a H1Z1 and Destiny streamer, which he goes back and forth between. He also streams new release games when they come out. A few examples of this recently are the Call of Duty: Black Ops III Beta and the new PS4 exclusive Until Dawn. Weekdays starting at 5:00pm PST. Times on the weekend vary, but no later than 5:00pm PST.
Calebhart42 Caleb is a Mega Man X speedrunner, while playing some other games on the side. Mondays to Thursday he either practices or speedruns games Then on Friday he plays random games while drinking and ends the night making perlers.On Sundays he sticks to speedrunning RPGs like Earthbound and Final Fantasy 7. Monday - Thursdays may start before 8:00pm CST. Fridays around 3:00pm or 4:00pm CST. Sundays starts between 12:00pm and 3:00pm.
Stallion83 Stallion is the world's biggest variety streamer. For those of you that don't know, he is the person with the highest gamerscore on Xbox Live. It's almost clocking in at 1,200,000 GS. So it's easy to say he'll be playing anything Xbox 360 and Xbox One related, especially the latest releases. Streams almost every day, but the times vary.
firedragon764 Most people just call him FiFi and he is a Luigi's Mansion and Super Mario Sunshine speedrunner. He is also known to speedrun Mario Kart 64 and Splatoon. On top of all of that, he mixes in some casual fun as well. STILL NEED INFO!
ProAceJOKER ProAceJOKER is a Halo speedrunner. He speedruns Halo - Halo 4 and they are usually on the Legendary difficulty. He normally sticks to playing them on the Master Chief Collection. When he isn't playing Halo, he mixes it up with more casual games like Tales From the Borderlands. Most nights, usually starting around 3:00 - 4:00pm PST.
CloakedYoshi Yoshi is a seriously dedicated streamer. He's been streaming EVERY DAY since May 27th, 2013. Anyway, he is a Super Mario Sunshine, SSX 3, and Banjo Kazooie speedrunner. There's an entire list of other games that he's speedrun as well. On top of that he mixes in casual games like Minecraft and the latest releases. Everyday, but stream times vary.
DansGaming Dan is a variety streamer. He has a passion for games that extends from the older titles to the newer ones. His games range from Rare Replay, to Deus Ex: Human Evolution, to even Hearthstone. An actual schedule with games can be found here
KingGothalion Goth is one of the top people when it comes to being a Destiny streamer. He does pretty much everything, but is notorious for doing his "Melee/Grenade only" Trials of Osiris games. Once a month he also streams Borderlands, which is a series he's really passionate about. Everyday, live by 8:30am EST.
TomFawkes Tom is a Nintendo and variety streamer. He's known for Mario Kart and Smash Bros., but there is so much more. He has dedicated days to Monster Rancher, Splatoon, and Wii Fit U. On top of that he has other days set aside for a litenany of other random games. Tuesday - Sunday, usually runs from 7:00pm - 11:00pm EST.
leahloveschief Leah is a Destiny streamer and a super amazing cosplayer to boot. She's always playing with chat by either doing Raids or Crucible with her viewers. On top of that she spreads the love by playing on both the Xbox One and PS4. Tuesday and Thursday at 8:00pm BST. Sunday anytime after 5:00pm BST
Spooleo Most of you know him as Spoole from Funhaus, but he's also a variety streamer. His gaming ranges from games like Left 4 Dead 2, Dark Souls II, Witcher 3, to even Garry's Mod to name a few. Also he has his own TeamSpeak server, along with an Ark server and GMOD server. Every day, but Tuesday and Saturday from 8:30pm to 11:30pm+ PST. Sunday streams are longer than the others.
Jendenise Jen is most known as a Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, and Bloodborne streamer. She sticks to the PvP aspects of all of those games. She all plans to mix it up as a variety streamer in the future with games like Fallout 3, Wolfenstein: The New Order, and Dishonored. Usually streams late at night or early in the morning and go for about 8 hours PST.
Gc4ever4001 GC aka "Gamecube" is a Luigi's Mansion speedrunner. He also plays some games casually on the side. These tend to be eithe The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth or Mario Party games. He even occasionally mixes it up with other games. Doesn't have a schedule set in stone, but streams are always later in the day.
Andy Andy is mainly a Link to the Past speedrunner. He also has Ori and the Blind Forrest under his speedrunning belt. When he's not speedrunning he can be playing games like Super Mario 64, Streemerz, Mega Man X2, and Super Metroid. Racing games have also been known to appear on his channel from time to time, most recently Rocket League. STILL NEED INFO!
Laced_Up_Lauren Lauren is most notably a Destiny streamer and loves her chat immensely. If she isn't playing Destiny, it's safe to assume that's she's playing a FPS of some sort, as that is her bread and butter. This could range from Xbox One, PS4, to PC. Monday - Saturday at 8:00pm EST.
360chrism Chrism is a Super Mario, Pikmin, and Pokemon speedrunner. When I say "Super Mario" I mean it. He's done Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Galaxy 2. In addition to these games he also throws in Portal from time to time. Every day, but Thursday. Start times are 6:00pm CET.
lolReynaynay Renay is a variety streamer. Currently she's been working on 100% exploration of Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas. Chances are you'll also see some Call of Duty: Black Ops III when it hits it's full release. She's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers EatMyDiction1 and GassyMexican, called "F***ed Up Friday!" Monday - Friday, the start times are around 7:00pm PST.
KindaFunnyGames KindaFunnyGames is a group of four friends that are both podcast and variety streamers. Their streams can be broken up into two categories. The first is "Collin and Greg Live", which is the podcast part, while the other is streaming a various game in the afternoon. An example of this would be when they played Call of Duty: Black Ops III with AlfredoPlays. Monday - Friday, Colin and Greg Live - 11 am PDT. Streaming Some Games - 2:00pm PDT.
EatMyDiction1 Diction is a variety streamer. His scope of games varies to new releases like Until Dawn, Call of Duty: Black Ops III Beta, or the Gears of War: Ultimate Edition to casual games like Splatoon or Quiplash. He's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers lolRenaynay and Gassymexican called, "F***ed Up Friday!" Monday, Tuesday, Thursday starts at 5:00pm PST. Wednesday starts at 3:00pm PST. Friday starts around 7:30pm PST.
kungfufruitcup Fruitcup is a Nintendo streamer and Splatoon speedrunner. She's also speedrun Kirby 64 and Sonic Adventures 2. The Nintendo games that she focuses on are along the lines of Paper Mario, Zelda, and Kingdom Hearts. On top of this, she often has a bunny cam of her bunny Baldwin. Sunday - Thursday, streams run from 9:00pm - 2:00am EST. Friday stream times are more varied.
Giantwaffle Waffle is a variety streamer. He mostly sticks to adventure or creative games like Viserca Cleanup Detail, PrisoN Architect, and Worms: Revolution. MMOs and puzzle games have been known to make an appearance as well. On top of that he has a few creative streams of him setting up his new studio. STILL NEED INFO!
Projared Jared is a variety streamer and most of you probably know him from YouTube. The games played can vary from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward to games with chat like Quiplash and Choice Chamber. STILL NEED INFO!
striker Striker is a Star Wars speedrunner. This includes the Super Star Wars series, Batllefront 2, and Shadows of the Empire. That's not all he does though. Striker frequently hosts "Striker Seranades", which is him playing his guitar for the stream. How good is he? Well he recently dropped an EP and it is stellar. Weekdays, starting around 10:00pm CST. Striker Serenades are on Friday, 9:00 CST.
CarcinogenSDA Carcinogen is a Resident Evil streamer. The most common ones are Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 3. The other Resident Evils make their appearances from time to time as well. Other zombie games appear on his channel as well. Some examples are H1Z1, Zombi (Xbox One), and Parasite Eve. Friday - Tuesday, 3:00pm EST.
itsDatto Datto is a Destiny streamer and someone else you probably recognize from Youtube. After each raid reset he goes back through and does them, while making up random challenges along the way. On top of that he also streamed some Dungeon and Dragons a few times. Tuesdays at 2:00pm Pacific is Raid night. Rest of the week stream time is varied.
sheenaduquette Sheena is a variety streamer of sorts. She mostly sticks to story-based games like JRPGs. If she's not playing one of those, then she's probably playing some League of Legends. On top of that, Sheena is an incredibly skilled cosplayer and occasionaly streams her crafting or her progress with certain projects. Stream schedule is not set in stone and times are varied.
pcull44444 Pcull is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The games that he's notable for speedrunning are Maldita Castilla, Shovel Knight, Aladdin (SNES), and Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. On top of that the casual games that he's been playing have been Destiny and Splatoon. STILL NEED INFO!
Charionna Charionna is a newer face as a Destiny streamer. He streams all aspects of the game, especially Trials of Osiris. If you like competitive Crucible play, this channel is worth checking out. Every day, but stream start times vary between 4:00pm to 8:00pm EST.
mecharichter Mecharichter is a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night speedrunner. There are plenty of other games that he has under his speedrunning belt though. He also makes some very impressive perlers. These usually are either comissioned or end up as prizes at GDQs. STILL NEED INFO!
missaddykins Missaddykins is both a speedrunner and variety streamer. The two games that she speedruns are Octodad: Deadlist Catch and Luigi's Mansion. The casual games that she plays can range from Super Mario Sunshine, Fallout: New Vegas, to Tales From the Borderlands. Monday to Saturday, streams start around 6:00pm-12:00am EST.
MsTeamKK KK is a daily Destiny streamer. There's a lot of Crucible gameplay on her channel, especially during the weekends. She is often playing Trials of Osiris with either other streamers or friends of hers. She's been known to step out of the Destiny box though, by playing games like Hearthstone, or more recently the new release that is sweeping Twitch by storm, Until Dawn. Nothing is set in stone and stream times are varied.
TheGreatGildersneeze Gildersneeze is primarily a Clash at Demonhead speedrunner. When he's not doing that, he's living it up as a variety streamer. These games can range from Worms: Reloaded and Crypt of the Necrodancer, to games with chat like Quiplash. Almost every night, from 10:30pm - 3:30am EST.
PJDiCesare PJ is a variety speedrunner, meaning that he has 40+ different speedruns under his belt. These include ActRaiser2, Battletoads, Bionic Commando, Castlevania: Harmony of Despair, Gauntlet, and many more other titles. Usually evenings, but the days and times vary.
MissEllaCronin Ella is primarily a GTA V streamer. If she's not causing mass mayhem in Los Santos, then she's purging the darkness in Destiny. Two other games that are in her repotoire are Garry's Mod and Bioshock Infinite. Monday - Friday, streams start around 10:00pm GMT.
GameJ06 Big Jon is a variety speedrunner. The games that are under his belt are Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels, Super Mario Bros 3, Mega Man 1, Mega Man 4, and many more. He also likes to play game shows games, such as The Price is Right and Wheel of Fortune on stream. Nothing is set in stone, but stream times lean towards evenings in EST.
GassyMexican GassyMexican is a variety streamer. His catologue ranges from Call of Duty Black ops II Beta, Dishonored, Rocket League, to even Cards Against Humanity. That's just the tip of the iceberg though. He's also involved in a weekly event every Friday night of drunk gaming, with fellow streamers lolRenaynay and EatMyDiction1, called "F***ed Up Friday!" STILL NEED INFO!
RWhiteGoose Goose is mainly a GoldenEye 007 speedrunner. He secondaries Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Perfect Dark, and Mario Golf. If he's not speedrunning, then he's painting the town in Splatoon. He's seriously skilled in this game, like "S" rank skilled. STILL NEED INFO!
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2014.11.19 02:29 xylopolist Week 12 [Last Minute Update] Waiver Wire Picks: QB, WR, RB, TE, DST

Percentage Owned based on Yahoo leagues as of this afternoon (11/18)
QB
It's just not going to happen for ya: Robert Griffin III has all of the upside in the world and some great talents at multiple positions on his team, but it was long ago time to throw in the towel. Stop picking him up, people! Honestly, you'd probably be better off with Andy Dalton! (62% owned)
RB
It's finally time for this guy: Charles Sims may break out in a big way this week against the Bears. Looking like the lead back for the Bucs, Sims took the most snaps and had the most production against the Redskins in week 11. Sims looks healthy and is trending up over the other RB candidates, but there is always the chance that Doug Martin comes back this week and sucks up some of the available touches - turning this into a 3-headed monster of a situation that you'll want to stay away from. Still, I'm betting that Sims ends up being productive this week against Chicago.. predicting at least 60 all-purpose yards and 1 TD. (30% owned)
WR
Don't pick him up, he's a BUST: Kenny Britt (16% owned) had a huge game last week but can't be trusted for these important games leading up to the playoffs.
TE
DST
Bills(vs. NYJ), Colts(vs. JAX), Packers(@MIN), Bears(vs. TB)
Original article by David Biggs from drinkfive.com (@drinkfive) can be found here: http://drinkfive.com/fantasy-football-nfl/item/154-week-12-waiver-wire-pickups-qb-wr-rb-te-dst - Happy Hunting on the wire and good luck in your pursuit of the championship trophy. ;)
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